Bar Fly

As kids, we dreamed about swinging on a trapeze and twirling through the air from the minute we showed up at the circus until leaving the big top. As adults, we’ve accepted that we have to forget about such silly pursuits. But as it turns out, we still have a…

Washington Punching Bags

Every sport has a team that provides a welcome respite for opponents. A team historically so bad that it represents an almost sure victory for the rival. In Major League Baseball’s National League East, that team is the Washington Nationals. The Florida Marlins in particular have gotten fat at the…

Rebirth of Cool

Overtown was once the hottest black community anywhere in the South, including Atlanta. The neighborhood had a Cotton Club, the Rockland Palace, the Harlem Square Club, and, of course, the Lyric Theater. Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, James Brown, Cab Calloway, and Billie Holiday all played gigs in Overtown in what…

Love in the Time of Recession

In polite society, love and economics make uneasy bedfellows. Talk of transactions, efficiency, and resources doesn’t usually accompany the whispering of sweet-nothings in your mate’s ears. But maybe it should. After all, supply and demand always plays a role in any initial merger or coupling. Doesn’t it stand to reason…

A River Runs Through It

Along the Miami River in the ’80s, it wasn’t uncommon to see bloated human bodies, Santería offerings, and criminal activity. It was one giant toxic dump, and back then the idea of hosting a festival on the river would have been sacrilege. But coming up on its 15th year, Saturday’s…

Trivia Pursuit

What’s that? You say Miami has no history? Prepare to be educated, whippersnapper. Did you know, for example, that an assassin’s bullet missed FDR in 1933 but wound up killing the mayor of Chicago at Bayfront Park? Remember Watergate? Never would’ve happened if we didn’t export the inept Cuban burglars…

Keyed Up for Tennis

Tennis fans are snobs. They’re well-behaved, cheer only between points, and hold sportsmanship in high regard. It’s Miami’s job to bring them down a notch when they make their way to Crandon Park Tennis Center for the Sony Ericsson Open. Feel free to jeer the umpire, trash-talk players, and keep…

Brickell Bacchanalia

Need an accountant? Go to Brickell. Need a lawyer, banker, or international trade expert? Brickell, Brickell, and more Brickell. But looking for a place to enjoy a wine and food festival with live entertainment? Brickell. Yeah, that’s right. Unless you’ve been trapped in an office building with no windows for…

Feast or Salmon

While foodies masturbate (or masticate, take your pick) over the prospect of rubbing aprons with Giada De Laurentiis or Rachael Ray at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival, people who actually like to eat probably prefer the Deering Seafood Festival. Held in the “back yard” of one of the…

Hey, Assholes, Stop Talking Shit About Japan

Anything we post this week that doesn’t deal with the disaster in Japan makes us look like insensitive pricks. Let’s face it — we are. Talking about pop culture seems a tad trivial when there’s a country on the verge of being radiated by what looks to be the biggest…