Fair Thee Well

Remember munching on turkey legs and elephant ears while waiting in line for the Doppel Looping? Remember trying to make out while spinning in the Gravitron? The Dade County Youth Fair was a rite of passage for kids the county over. Every spring, the fairgrounds at Tamiami Park became Disney…

Gamers’ Film Noir

Leave it to the French to bring their stylized filmmaking to the online gaming world. In Black Heaven, directed and written by Gilles Marchand, 21st-century gamers are not nerdy. They’re cool and sexy — kind of like the film. The movie begins with a doughy teenage couple answering a call…

The Woodstock of Livestock

Sure, the Miami-Dade County Fair & Expo begins a couple of days earlier and has farm animals and contests. But really, it can’t hold a steer to the Miami International Agriculture and Cattle Show at the Ronald Reagan Equestrian Center at Tropical Park . The show is like the major…

Calle Ocho 101: Hispanic Cultures and Stereotypes

Calle Ocho is a time to be proud of your Hispanic culture. Many revelers wear their country’s colors — a popular fashion statement is draping your nation’s flag over your shoulder — but there still can be confusion. After all, the Cuban and Puerto Rican flags are nearly identical –…

Go Green: Have a Guinness

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg insulted the Irish last month when he joked that their greatest contribution to world culture was a brand of whiskey. It got worse when he acknowledged that the Irish were sensitive about their drinking but that they could be calmed with a “nice, stiff drink…

Washington Foils

Ever taken a dive, thrown in the towel, or generally served as a straight man to some funny guy? Then you know the pain of the Washington Generals — the team that always loses to the Harlem Globetrotters. Players, with heads down and serious looks on their faces, run around…

Loco for Ocho

Everything you need to know about living in Miami you can learn in a single visit to the Calle Ocho Festival this Sunday. There are insufferable pedestrian and auto traffic, tempers flaring at the slightest provocation, and a slightly dangerous, overtly sexual, and thoroughly intoxicating fog permeating the air. (We…

Zombie Workshop Tonight: Learn to Play Undead

We’ve got some rough looking characters in Miami, no doubt, but this is getting ridiculous. Just days after the details of Zombie Walk 2011 and hours after Cultist brought you an interview with a Zombie comic book artist, we hear more news about flesh eaters in the Magic City. And…

Carmencita…To Your Room!

Sometimes it’s hard to tell a true Miamian from a Juanito-come-lately. The closest thing we have to a litmus test is knowledge of a short-lived local TV show that ran from 1977 to 1980 called ¿Qué Pasa, USA? If, for example, you know that Rocky Echevarría starred as Joe Peña…

The East is On

There’s soccer, and there’s volleyball. And nary the twain shall meet. Unless, of course, you live in Asia where kick-volleyball, or sepak takraw, is played. The sport is even more amazing than it is rare. Players kick a small ball, called a rattan, over a net that is about head-high…

Parent Trap

There was a time when parents allowed their children to explore the world relatively unsupervised. Kids could ride bikes to school alone or hang out at video arcades for hours on end. Then came the Adam Walsh story AKA every parent’s worst nightmare. In 1981, the six-year-old boy, whose image…

Family in Dysfunction

All families have drama. Some, like the McGrath sisters from Hazlehurst, Mississippi, might have more than others. Their mother hung herself, and her cat. One of them took aim at a husband to hide a secret, and the other, she’s got a great life and wonderful career—unfortunately it’s all in…

Throw Fish at Mullet Tossing Championship This Weekend

It’s easy to forget Miami and South Florida are actually part of the rest of Florida most of the time. We might fancy ourselves cosmopolitan, but invariably we are humbled by the realization that we are closer to the “South” than we are comfortable admitting. That point is unmistakably driven…