Okay, so we’re just giving away three pairs of tickets to Exxxotica Miami Beach, the threeway you have to come to on your own. But, really, is it that difficult to find a pair for a ménage à trois? Typically, it’s harder to find parking for your car on South…
Maybe it’s out Catholic upbringing, but Cultist has been feeling a bit guilty over all the coverage we’ve been giving Exxxotica Miami Beach lately. Sure, we might not be responsible for the smut, but we’re helping to spread it like a bad case of the Clap. So the least we…
Sure, any movie that has at its heart doodie is bound to get some cheap laughs. But don’t think the team that made the Wall of Shame short as part of the 24-Hour Film Race was only interested in toilet humor. A cast and crew of 20 actors, cinematographers, and…
Whenever Fidel and Raúl finally realize their experiment in a totalitarian state has gone horribly awry (it’s been more than five decades, boys, come on!), or after they croak, the invisible wall surrounding Cuba will crumble faster than a warm guava-and-cheese pastelito in your hands. But when that day comes,…
Porn has very real roots in male chauvinism. Another large part is based purely on female objectification. And all of it has its foundation in the most basic, primal horn-doggery. But, hot damn, it sure can be fun and arousing. And when something like Exxxotica Miami Beach rolls into the…
They say the two best days in the life of a boater are the day he buys his boat and the day he sells it. If that’s true, plenty of salty dogs will have good days at the Miami Marine Flea Market beginning Saturday at 9 a.m. on Watson Island…
Miami Beach Exxxotica is so close you can practically taste it (we don’t mean that literally, you pervs!) But if you’re having trouble keeping it in your pants till then Bad Girl Miami’s Erica Lynne, who we’ve already reported heavily on, is going to make the wait a little easier,…
We love it when we hear that some established Hollywood bigwig was actually was born in Miami and grew up here before they moved on to find riches and success. It’s even better when that same person comes back to the city with a project in tow that has the…
Our ongoing coverage of Exxxotica Miami Beach has already highlighted the biggest and best events of the show, given you the low down on a reality show starlet turned porn harlot, and even talked about how to break into the industry should you be so bold (or desperate). But, as…
Whether you’re a caffeine fiend who likes chugging down Red Bull, a lush who likes it with vodka, or you can’t stand the stuff altogether, you have to give the Austrian energy drink company props: they can brand like a motherfreaker. Red Bull is synonymous with action sports and weird…
Sometime between the first nudie silent picture and today’s porn oversaturation, there was a golden era of B-films such as Kentucky Fried Movie and Amazon Women on the Moon, which titillated us with just the right amount of skin. Actresses such as Sybil Danning and Mamie Van Doren were the…
While we’re still celebrating the death of Osama bin Laden as if it were a national holiday, we might want to think about how things were done back in the ’60s. In those days, people went around saying things like make love not war and groovy. Those against war staged…
Space might be the final frontier, but it’s old hat for filmmakers. And though studios continue to release them at warp speed, space movies just aren’t the same these days. It used to take thousands of hours and intricate detail to create the infinite unknown on film. Now it takes…
The countdown to Exxxotica Miami Beach has officially begun — look for a counter at the top of the Miami New Times homepage coming soon (not really). There’s nothing quite as fun in the run up to the Miami’s number one porn event as looking at the long (we’re talking…
That Alice from Wonderland is one little strumpet. And we’re not the first to say so. In fact, there’s a long list literary, cinematic, and artistic voices out there that can give you a bunch of sexual interpretations of what falling down a rabbit-hole really means. And the latest, from…
They say Miami is big event town. That it takes serious noise to get our lazy asses out of the house to show up at some gallery, or game, or premiere. We think that’s a bunch of hooey, but even if it isn’t, slouches should have no problem getting off…
Most people know the names of Miami founders Julia Tuttle and Henry Flagler. But practically nobody has heard of H. Graham Branscomb. But if Tuttle and Flagler gave birth to the Magic City, you can say that Branscomb brought death to it first. Branscomb was the first person to be…
South Florida loves its soccer. It’s the favorite sport of much of our imposing Hispanic population, undoubtedly number one among our European imports, and, of course, tops for our sexy soccer moms. Even so, we didn’t know just how much Miami loved soccer until we looked at what’s going on…
Lincoln Road ain’t exactly known for its good deals or cutting-edge art. Can you say overpriced restaurants and Romero Britto? But don’t let the rule get in the way of the exception. This Saturday at 7 p.m., at least part of South Beach’s pedestrian sanctuary will look more like Wynwood’s…
Moms are tricky. They throw around guilt like a boomerang, pull the you’ll miss me when I’m gone card at every opportunity, and generally cast a disapproving eye on career, relationships, and fashion. But none of that means squat. There’s nothing in this world like the love of a good…
What happens when bloodlust meets plain old lust? Find out when Club Play expands its nightclub acumen to include hosting its first Play Hard Thursday, featuring an amateur mixed martial arts card. Don’t let the word amateur fool you. This won’t be a bunch of drunk stiffs too inebriated to…
Hollywood is bloated and slow. It takes those bozos months, if not years, to shoot a movie. They’re still using dial up, when the Borscht Film Festival has gone over to fiber optic. It took many of the Borscht boys less than a month to put together finished films which…
