III Points Festival Announces Full Schedule

Dance parties, mosh pits, panel discussions, afternoon barbecues, EDM-lecturing-slash-hair-cutting sessions … Over three days in October, the III Points Festival will be bringing “a conference … a conversation,” as co-organizer David Sinopoli told us, “an intellectually stimulating thing” to Wynwood’s clubs, bars, cafes, galleries, and even its indoor soccer spots…

Sneaker Pimps Announces 2013 Miami Lineup: Rick Ross, Wale, Stalley, MMG

Buy kicks. Guzzle drank. Go hard like the motherfuckin’ Bawse. In 11 days, Sneaker Pimps will be back in the 305. So naturally, the “world’s largest sneaker show,” in cahoots with buy-sell-trader DunkxChange and Monster Energy Drink, has signed up our city’s biggest ballin’ rap gang — Rick Ross and…

Therapy Miami Becoming Gay Male Strip Club

When one club closes, another one opens. That’s how we here at Crossfade summed up the Miami nightlife cycle in the opening to our profile of downtown’s Therapy when it launched during Miami Music Week 2013. But you know, maybe we’d have been closer to the truth with something like,…

Ten Best Labor Day 2013 Club Parties in Miami

We all spend our days slaving away — flipping burgers, serving slop, pouring drinks, hauling trash, driving big rigs, selling cars, cuffing creeps, dancing on poles, counting other people’s cash, or tapping data into crappy old desktop computers. But our nights (and paychecks) are gloriously wasted on cab rides, vodka…

III Points Festival’s Full Music Lineup

Which way to III Points? Just buy a ticket, follow the noise, and take a sharp turn toward Wynwood in exactly 36 days. Yesterday, the III Points crew revealed its plans for a sprawling music, art, and technology festival that’ll swarm Miami’s hippest hood for a full three days during…

Miami’s Ten Best Labor Day 2013 Parties

We all spend our days slaving away, flipping burgers, serving slop, pouring drinks, hauling trash, driving big rigs, selling cars, cuffing creeps, dancing on poles, counting other people’s cash, or tapping data into crappy old desktop computers. But our nights (and paychecks) are gloriously wasted on cab rides, vodka shots,…

Miami’s Labor Day 2013 Party Guide

Take a break, America! But not you, Miami! It’s almost Labor Day, that annual 24-hour period during which we all celebrate workers by not working. Of course, though, the observance of this particular federal holiday is a bit different in the MIA. One day become a week. No one is…

Life in Color Music Festival: Early-Bird Tickets on Sale for $54.99

There will be “more paint!” Just 12 days ago, Life in Color announced its first-ever music festival at Miami’s Sun Life Stadium with an all-out (though curiously paint-free) volley of rave robots, party lazers, and DJ R3hab during the Guinness International Champions Cup final between Chelsea and Real Madrid. “In…

Who Wants Free Tickets for Claude VonStroke and Dirtybird at Story Miami?

Under normal circumstances, you don’t shake that ass for free. But when Claude VonStroke, his friends, and Story offer up complimentary tix for a fun-loving, booty-clapping Saturday-night dance party on South Beach … Well, you instantly become a face-down, ass-up, chirping, derping, crazy clucking Dirtybird. Luckily, all you gotta do…

Six Best Parties on South Beach July 12 to 17

Maybe your ambitions as a party person are no loftier than gettin’ crunk with all those club mofos in the SoBe VIP. Or maybe you just wanna do the “Banana Pop” with a couple of so-called Hungarian PornoStars. Of course, though, you might be in the midst a soulful clubber’s…

No, Phoenix Is Not Playing $0.25 Concert in Miami

Does a $0.25 cover charge for some superintimate, semi-secret show at a small waterfront bar with French art-rock geniuses Phoenix sound too good to be true? Well, yeah. But fans weren’t about to hesitate clicking the “Buy Tickets” button when Live Nation and Ticketmaster suddenly sent out an app alert…

Pitbull and Flo Rida Make Shocking Discovery: “White Girl Got Some Ass!”

Almost 200 years ago, famed naturalist Charles Darwin boarded the HMS Beagle, an exploratory vessel captained by pioneering meteorologist Robert FitzRoy, for an epic voyage to the wildly exotic, nearly untouched, species-rich Galápagos Islands. There, Darwin and FitzRoy would explore the landscape and catalog the biosphere and become renowned men…