Morgan Page on EDM in 3-D: “Maybe 4-D — That Takes It Too Far”

Ever thought, Bro, these EDM shows just couldn’t get any more intense, with, like, all these lasers and LED screens and pyrotechnics and confetti cannons and robots on stilts and naked people? If you’ve answered “Yes!” then your imagination obviously sucks and you’ve never fantasized about electronic dance music in…

Arcade Fire: More Tickets Released for Little Haiti Show

“Dress up and come party with us!” That’s an excited invitation from Win Butler, Arcade Fire, and a weird bunny rabbit to this week’s Reflektor concerts in Miami. Of course, you (probably) don’t have tickets. And that means you’re screwed harder than a cottontail at the peak of mating season…

Life in Color Festival’s Full Miami Lineup

Beat freaks and goop junkies! Last week, Life in Color, “the World’s Biggest Paint Party,” revealed that Calvin Harris will be the star of its self-described “first-ever festival” at Sun Life Stadium on December 27. Obviously, though, if it’s gonna be a full-on fest, we’re gonna need more than one…

Arcade Fire’s Reflektor Show in Miami Sells Out in Under Five Minutes

For all the jerks who scoffed: “Why the fuck would Arcade Fire choose Miami of all places for semi-secret, ultra-exclusive shows to promote its awesome new record, Reflektor?” … We here at Crossfade offer a three-part answer. 1. Our city is home to almost a quarter-million Ayitiens. And Arcade Fire’s…

Austin Mahone Cancels Entire 2013 Tour “Due to Illness”

As we at New Times often gush: “Austin Mahone is a teenage dreamboat.” But even teen idols get sick. And sadly for millions of Mahomies, the 17-year-old Cash Money-signed cutie has come down with a bug that’s forced him to cancel both his Miami and Orlando concerts his entire 2013…

Arcade Fire Announces Second Miami Show at Mekka Nightclub

Yep. The Reflektors is Arcade Fire. Yesterday, we here at Crossfade noticed a curious update on local world-music promoter Rhythm Foundation’s website for a special edition of the monthly Big Night in Little Haiti at the Little Haiti Cultural Center starring a band that we’d never heard of. Oddly, though,…

Fact: Laidback Luke Is (Literally) a World Champion Kung-Fu Fighter

Laidback Luke isn’t just some international EDM superstar. He’s also a kung-fu master. But like all truly dangerous martial artists (and genuinely famous DJ-producers), he prefers to undersell his neck-snapping and ass-kicking skills. “I’m not really a master yet,” Luke insists, modestly. “But I am practicing at a high level,…

Calvin Harris Headlining Life in Color Festival in Miami

Who’s the newest member of the “LIC Nation”? Well, as Life in Color reps reveal: “We are pleased to announce Calvin Harris as your main headliner.” That’s right … The richest DJ of 2013 will be getting the paint-splattered t-shirt and designer jeans needed to prove his LIC citizenship when…

Rick Ross, DJ Khaled Win $120,000 Free-Throw Contest

“We the Miami Heat of hip-hop.” Now, obviously, when Rick Ross uttered that boast, it was meant as more than just a Bawse-ly metaphor. Because big homie and his buddy DJ Khaled got such skills from the stripe, they recently won $120,000 in a free-throw contest. See also: Rick Ross…

Who Wants Free Tickets for Robb Banks’ Tha City Private Listening Party?

“Bitch dont look at me…i ain hear to start trends.” That’s the word from Robb Bank$, a 19-year-old, born-in-Brooklyn, bred-in-Coral-Springs rapper who’s all about not giving “fuks,” writing lines on “dat lean,” and hollering “out wit tha old in wit tha new i guess…but wut next?” And this is what’s…

The Weeknd’s Free Kiss Land Condoms Are Coming to Miami

Welcome to The Weeknd’s Kiss Land. It is a glitteringly cold, irreversibly twisted, bleakly sexy netherworld where we’re “all faded off the wrong thing” and we “gotta pay with [our bodies].” You know, a lot like Miami. There is a “room where the kisses ain’t free.” (But the Adderall cocktails…