Six Reasons Nobody Goes to Miami Hurricanes Games at Sun Life

When the Hurricanes announced their “Go to Fewer Games!” campaign before the season began, this is not what they meant. This past Saturday, the paid crowd of 41,519 for the Hurricanes’ 41-20 win over Arkansas State looked like half that number in cavernous Sun Life Stadium, and it was a…

Six Reasons the Dolphins Big Win Sunday Wasn’t a Fluke

So, was that legit? Dolphins fans have to be asking themselves that question this week as the glow wears off from the Phins 33-20 ass-punting of the New England Patriots. After watching the Dolphins start 3-0 last year, then darf-and-barf away the season in every way possible, you really can’t…

Five Things We Learned From the Miami Hurricanes’ Blowout Loss

We waited eight months for that? This past Monday, Hurricanes fans got a glimpse of their 2014 squad in a nationally televised 31-13 blowout loss to the Louisville Cardinals. The fans were not impressed. The play was much the same as what we saw all last season, which was incredibly…

Marlins Should Offer Giancarlo Stanton $200 Million

Tonight the Miami Marlins should call up Giancarlo Stanton’s agent and offer the ballplayer a $200 million contract. Yes, tonight. Not tomorrow. Not next week. Not this off-season. Tonight. It’s becoming increasingly clear that one surprisingly not-totally-crappy Miami Marlins season is not enough to convince Giancarlo Stanton that Miami is…

Five Questions Heading Into the Dolphins’ Last Preseason Game

The Miami Dolphins complete their preseason schedule tonight against the St.Louis Rams, and a lot of questions still remain. Entering the 2014-15 season, the team wants to change its mediocre ways and get back into the playoffs for the first time still 2010. If that is to happen, a lot…

Six Signs You’re an Old-School Dolphins’ Fan

Outsiders love to poke fun at Miami Marlins crowds and Miami Heat fans who arrive late, but few dare question Miami Dolphins devotees’ loyalty. Dolphins fans are exempt from that narrative for good reason. Before the Heat came around in 1988, the Dolphins were all this town had. It makes…

Miami Hurricanes Season Opener: Five Things to Watch

The Miami Hurricanes will kick off their 2014-15 football season Labor Day against the Louisville Cardinals in a rematch of their 36-9 Russell Athletic Bowl loss this past December. Much has changed in just a few short months — both teams will sport new quarterbacks and many different starters this…

Ten Signs You’re a Veteran Dolphins Fan

Here we go again, Dolphins fans, another season is upon us and you know what that means! Probably pain and suffering! But maybe not! Woo-hooo!? Outsiders love to poke fun at Miami Marlins crowds and Miami Heat fans that arrive late, but few dare question Miami Dolphins fans loyalty. Dolphins…

Five Awful Moments From the Miami Dolphins’ Past Decade

It’s official: Miami Dolphins football is back. Well, the real thing is still a few weeks off, but the Dolphins fumbled away a game-winning drive twice in a matter of 30 seconds in their preseason loss to the Falcons last Friday, so you can tell the real thing is just…

Five Reasons Miami Heat Fans Deserve More Respect

When LeBron James headed back home to Cleveland, he forgot to pack something Heat fans hoped he’d take with him — namely, the national hate for Dade County’s fans. Before LeBron came to Miami, no one really had a problem with Heat fans, but while he was here, Heat fans…

Five Ways Dolphins Could Make Miami a Football Town Again

Does LeBron James’ defection to the Cleveland Cavaliers mean the Miami Dolphins could regain the top spot in Miami fans’ hearts? That’s the question many have been asking this past week as the dust settles from the Miami Heat’s loss of the best player in the NBA. Miami has always…

Five Reasons the Miami Heat Won’t Suck to Watch Next Season

A few short days ago, the future didn’t look so great for Miami Heat fans. LeBron James decided he was homesick, Chris Bosh was close to joining the Houston Rockets, and the Bulls were calling Dwyane Wade to check if he wanted a get-out-of-Miami-jail-free card. Then Pat Riley got to…