As a platform for avant-garde poetry, dance, music, and film, Tigertail Productions is always giving us fabulous bites of art and culture to chew on, and it’s high time we return the love. While we’re sure the company enjoys the standing ovations you’ve given so far, tonight you can show…
Each morning you step out of the shower smelling so fresh and so clean-clean, but if it weren’t for that swipe of Speed Stick, your body would probably end the day on a more funky note. You (or we) are not alone, because even the amazingly beautiful orchid goes through…
Hello, Kitty A few nights ago I was hanging out with my girl and this new guy she’s dating when my amiga went to the kitchen to refill our drinks, and he started flirting with me. He was telling me how sexy my arms are, what a pretty smile I…
Every once in a while, someone sends me a question that doesn’t require miles and miles of discussion. The issues are pretty simple, and they usually roll in between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m., so at first I assumed that they it was nothing more than drunken…
You can hear the groans of “no culture” and “weak shows” whoosh through the coffee shops, lounges, and galleries around town. New York imports and locals alike say they crave performances that evoke thought, laughter, and stimulation. We try to point them to spots that would put their complaints to…
Fresh air, sparkling aqua water, breathtaking parks filled with lush greenery — all of that will become a memory if we don’t shape up and take care of Mother Earth. And as gas prices creep closer to $4 a gallon, you’ve probably considered biking to work and joining the environmental…
Sure, the ruckus of football, basketball, and soccer are cool, but when the moment calls for something more relaxing, we pull on our white gloves and step into our plaid pants for a round of golf. We love how the 18 holes of rolling greenery are dotted with oases of…
So what’s the verdict on that falling-tree-in-the-woods riddle? Philosophers worldwide might be unsure if said timber makes a noise if no one hears it tip over. But we’re pretty sure that if someone strays from the beaten path and no one hears about it, it can’t change the world. So…
Once you walk through the doors of Dream Nightclub on a Monday night, the funk of mediocre entertainment will disappear from your skin, and your soul will become awash in an aroma you might not even recognize. Fantastic characters greet you by the door, and from then on, we can’t…
Our fair city will be blessed with an extra dose of estrogen this week, in the form of thousands of lesbians and les-be-friends arriving in town for the legendary Aqua Girl weekend. They’ll be coming by air, by sea, and by highway — some rocking boxers, others favoring lipstick, and…
Hello, Kitty I’ve been kind of dating my high school sweetheart for a few weeks, well, me and 3 other guys – and those are just the ones that I know about. Our issue is that she’s a little younger than me and has never been in a serious relationship…
Hello, Kitty I’m a real estate agent living and working in South Beach, and while my job requires me to dress very conservative by day, when I go out at night I like to wear eyeliner and blush on my cheeks to add a little drama to my look. I’m…
After years of living in fear, you’ve finally come to terms with the fact that the boogeyman doesn’t exist and that the only things that go bump in the night are horny folks. But don’t let your newfound maturity ruin all the fun. You can still believe that after dark,…
Have you ever considered paying more than $7,000 for a handbag? One that’s handmade, lined with goat skin, adorned with untarnishable hardware, and more difficult to purchase than an ice-cream cone in Hell? We see you shaking your heads vigorously and wondering who in hell would make such a frivolous…
An MC walks onto the dramatically lit stage. His anxiety is palpable, as is the anticipation in the club. Audience members are hoping this cat will give them a show worth a two-step. He is hoping he doesn’t fudge the second verse in front of the crowd, which is full…
TV shows such as What Not to Wear rag on your personal style, but we say embrace your individuality. If you like wearing muumuus with high-top Reeboks or entire outfits made of different shades of denim, damn it — do it! And at On the Catwalk, see how the other…
On any given day, the waters of Biscayne Bay are speckled with sleek luxury yachts and fishing boats, but on Saturday, if you look out into the glittering blue, you’ll see a different type of vessel. No, those aren’t psychedelic kayaks. Covered in vibrant colors fashioned into intricate patterns, they…
It’s only Thursday and you’re already having weekend dreams and no-work wishes. Since you’re the type to indulge your desires, you’re quitting the cubicle life early today, rounding up your fly girl mafia, and heading to the Moore Building for the spring version of Shecky’s Girls Night Out. This bi-yearly…
Hello, Kitty I’ve been with my boyfriend for close to 2 years, and although the typical new-relationship woes nearly destroyed us in the beginning, I feel that we’re stronger now than we’ve ever been. I’m 36, he’s 27, we’re both hardworking and independent, and we’re even blessed to share the…
Hello, Kitty I’ve been dating my guy for about a month and a half, things are going great and I’m finally ready to take our relationship to the next level. I’m really comfortable with him and even confident about my skills in between the sheets, the only problem is that…
It’s hard to extol the benefits of smoking, with the attorney general screaming at you from warning labels, and cities across the country turning into puff-free zones. But we also can’t fight the fact that humans have been lighting up for centuries — and liking it. You might turn up…
Your typical trip to South Beach usually includes some liver-damaging binge drinking, walking long blocks in uncomfortable shoes, and the consumption of artery-clogging, scrumptious slices of pizza. But today and tomorrow, sinful SoBe is offering atonement for you, your family, and anyone else who might be in need of a…
