Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

12-Year-Old Boy Steals Car, Promptly Crashes

No word on whether he just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with his friend, but a 12-year-old boy was arrested on charges of grand theft auto today after stealing and crashing a Trans Am in Miami. Spring Break cannot end soon enough…

Baby Baboon Born at Jungle Island

Isis, a four year-old baboon at Jungle Island, is experiencing her first joys of motherhood after giving birth to a newborn baby yesterday. Which means obviously that she already wants to share the baby photos with you. See also: Tiny Florida Panther Kitten Rescued from Abandonment Is Adorable…

Kobe Bryant Blasts Miami Heat’s Tribute to Trayvon Martin

Kobe Bryant is the subject of a sobering New Yorker profile that follows the basketball icon as he enters the waning days of his playing career. Bryant takes aim at the Miami Heat during an interview. Not for anything basketball related, but rather, oddly, for the team’s public tribute to…

The Malls of Miami-Dade: Ranked

Deciding which mall to go to in Miami is never an easy proposition. Are you going to go to the good mall or the good good mall? Then there are the too-good-for-you malls and the so-bad-they’re-good malls. Because we’re always helpful, we’ve decided to rank the major malls in Miami-Dade…

Seven Practical Financial Tips From Trina Lyrics

Trina has basically become the Suze Orman of the rap game. “Da Baddest Bitch” broke onto the scene on a Trick Daddy track, detailing what she would do to “five or six best friends,” but the Miami rapper has since traded in her porno-grade lyrics for a new obsession: money…

A Lesbian Divorce Could Challenge Florida’s Gay Marriage Ban

Gay marriage isn’t legal in Florida, but apparently gay divorce is. Sort of. There have been a handful of Florida judges granting same-sex divorces in Florida that attracted little publicity. However, a new divorce case in Tampa seeks to dissolve not only the couple’s marriage but also Florida’s gay marriage…