NFL Player Adewale Ojomo Arrested for Soliciting Prostitute

Did former Miami Hurricane and current Tennessee Titan Adewale Ojomo not read that report that came out earlier this month about Miami’s sex industry? Doesn’t he know that the best prostitutes nowadays are found online and not the street? Apparently not, because he was booked into jail early this morning…

Mugshots Friday: Magnetic Facial Hair

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Hialeah Ranks as One of the Least “Douchey” Cities in America

Even the fiercest defender’s of Miami-Dade’s pride must admit we have our fair share of douchebags. Counterintuitively, a new “analysis” by real estate site Estately claims that of America’s 100 biggest cities, not only does the City of Miami proper rank low on the douche spectrum, but Hialeah also is…

New Bill Would Outlaw Child Marriage in Florida

In Florida, you can get married if you’re a 13-year-old who accidentally knocks up his girlfriend, but not if you’re in a committed adult relationship with someone of the same sex. Rep. Cynthia Stafford, a Miami Democrat, wants to change that. No, not the part about allowing gays to marry,…

Poll: 74 Percent of Floridians Support Medical Marijuana

Poll numbers about how many Floridians support legalizing medical marijuana seem to be all over the place — well, except below the 60 percent necessary it would need to pass. A new University of North Florida poll shows that 74 percent of Floridians intend to vote to legalize medicinal pot…

“Revenge Porn” Bill Unanimously Passes Florida Senate

They don’t agree about much up in Tallahassee, but apparently every state senator is against “revenge porn.” A bill that would make it illegal to post explicit photos of another person online without his or her permission passed the state senate unanimously today. See also: Miami Revenge Porn Victim Holly…

Vase Smasher Maximo Caminero Pleads Not Guilty

Despite the fact that there’s no doubt Máximo Caminero walked into Pérez Art Museum Miami and smashed a vase by artist Ai Weiwei (it’s on video, after all), Caminero has pleaded not guilty to the charges against him. See also: Miami Artist Destroyed $1M Ai Weiwei Vase Because PAMM “Only…

305 Photo of the Day: Stop

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Florida Has Lost $5 Billion in Ponzi Schemes Since 2008

The Ponzi scheme epidemic of 2008 kicked off with part-time Palm Beach resident Bernie Madoff, and then hit Florida much harder than most states. That’s the consensus of a new Forbes analysis, which found that Florida was second in total number of dollars lost to Ponzis, trailing only New York,…

Charlie Crist and His Wife Move Back to Fisher Island

Charlie Crist may be running on a “man of the people” platform, but that hasn’t stopped him from moving to Florida’s most expensive and exclusive zip code. Crist and his wife Carol Rome are apparently spending so much time in South Florida that they’re now renting a condo on ritzy…