305 Photo of the Day: Silhouette

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Mugshots Friday: Human Trapper Keeper

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Does Rick Scott Hate Fat People and Hispanics?

Rick Scott’s 2010 campaign was such a Tea Party-assisted, out-of-nowhere effort that many Floridians barely had time to fully comprehend his past. Well, this time around Democratic groups have ample time to remind voters of the governor’s checkered business past. Democratic political committee American Bridge is out with a new…

Miami Casino Bill Headed Toward Another Quiet Death in Tallahassee

Another Florida legislative session. Another bill that would allow for destination casinos in Miami-Dade. Another quiet death? With the legislative session hitting the halfway point, House Speaker Will Weatherford admitted today that it’s looking more and more likely neither the House nor Senate will take action on the bill this…

Miami To Ban Ugly Metal Security Shutters and Screens in Downtown

Anyone walking in downtown after business hours is greeted with the unwelcoming sight of several storefronts closed off with shutters or metal-barred screens. It’s not perhaps the most aesthetically pleasing sight. Well, a new ordinance would ban such screens in an attempt to make downtown more visually pleasing and welcoming…

Lesbian Couple’s Home Set Fire by Elderly, Bigoted Neighbor

Braulio Valenzuela-Villanueva, a 73-year-old Miami man, set his neighbors’ trailer home on fire simply because they were lesbians. “He stated that he despised the two adult victims for the simple fact that they were lesbians,” the arrest report reads. “According to the defendant, every time he saw them kissing, he…

Marlins Park Can’t Handle Crowds When People Actually Show Up

Something weird happened at Marlins Park on Monday. People actually showed up. The stated attendance was 37,116, though the actual butts-in-the-seat number was about 35,000. Still impressive by Marlins standards. But it appears that the team just isn’t ready when fans actually show up. The wait for concession food was…

500 Alton’s Fate Could Depend on Public Referendum

The super developers behind 500 Alton, an ambitious development plan that focuses on what would become Miami Beach’s tallest building, knew their plan didn’t meet city codes. But, hey, it’s only local government and they’re super developers. There’s ways of getting around those things, but it’s quite possible things could…

Woman Claims Visual Sexual Assault by Customs Agent at Miami Airport

Korine Teamer says a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent at Miami International Airport left her feeling humiliated after demanding to see compromising pictures of her. Teamer, a Jacksonville resident, traveled to the Dominican Republic to get cheaper cosmetic procedures. Her flight included a connection in Miami, and Teamer went…

Mother of Five Dies After Brazilian Butt Lift Goes Wrong

Vanity can be deadly. More specific, a Brazilian butt lift procedure performed last July at Miami’s Vanity Cosmetic Center proved to be deadly. An autopsy report concludes that Maribel Cardona, a 51-year-old mother of five and Walmart cashier from Naples, died from complications from the increasingly popular surgery…

305 Photo of the Day: Incoming

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