Florida Man Arrested for Battery by Pizza

Lots of weird things happen every week in Florida, and every Friday we’re here to rap up the weirdest. This week: battery by pizza, a shark crash on I-95, and a reminder not to call police to report your missing marijuana money.  Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Pizza at Roommate…

Rick Scott Signs 24-Hour Abortion Wait Period, ACLU Sues

Republicans in Tallahassee have slowly chipped away at women’s ability to easily access abortion services in the state of Florida, and this year they were successful in following the lead of a number of other Republican controlled states by passing a bill that requires woman to undergo counseling 24 hours…

Jon Stewart Actually Defended Marco Rubio on The Daily Show

The New York Times recent odd reports of Marco Rubio’s traffic tickets and personal finances have caused something quite odd. Even the most progressive voices are rallying around Rubio to critique the Times’ stories. Last night even John Stewart got into the fun last night, wondering, “How is this frontage…

Alan Grayson Seems to Be Gearing Up to Run for Senate

Is Rep. Alan Grayson about to shake up the 2016 Florida Senate race? He’s just staffed up with a formidable election team, singled out Rep. Patrick Murphy, a moderate Democrat who is already in the race, in a news release, and recent polls show he could indeed have a shot…

Rick Ross Arrested on Pot Charges in Georgia

On the day when Miami-Dade Commissioners discuss instituting fines instead of arrests for minor pot possession offenses, one of Miami’s most famous stoners has been arrested on marijuana charges in Georgia.  According to WSB-TV, a police officer in Fayetteville County, Georgie originally pulled over a Bentley Ross was in for…

Miami Needs Its Own Emojis, So We Made a Set

For decades of Cold War deep freeze, communications between Miami’s exilios and their relatives back in Cuba were beyond primitive. Family updates came only from newly arrived relatives who survived the raft trip to America. Back in Havana, radio signals that bounced past censors or the odd smuggled foreign newspaper…

Forbes Thinks It’s Great That Miami’s Poor Are So Poor

“Miami Is Highly Unequal — But Is That Bad?” reads the headline of an article on Forbes.com today by Scott Beyer. Unsurprisingly for a piece in a publication named after and edited by arch free market conservative Steve Forbes, the answer Beyer comes to is, “No, not really.” So you…

Amidst Heat Rumors, Kevin Durant Sells His Downtown Condo

According to various rumors and reports, Pat Riley has a big plan to sign Kevin Durant when he hits free agency next sumer. Which would be great, considering Durant owned a condo that directly overlooked the Heat’s American Airlines Arena …or he did anyway. The Oklahoma City Thunder star just…