In a brazen crime that should send shivers down the spines of bottle-service-loving bros and depressed, rich housewives everywhere, $1.1 million worth of premium vodka was stolen last month from a warehouse in northwest Miami-Dade…
Further emphasizing the fact that there’s a difference between how Miamians use the word “bro,” and how the rest of the country uses the term, Real Estate site Estately ranked “the 18 best U.S. cities for Bros.” Miami wasn’t even on it, bro…
Miami certainly has some astonishing pools, but we don’t think the city has ever seen anything quite like what star architect Zaha Hadid has in store for the rooftop of the One Thousand Museum. If you’ve ever wanted to dive under water and see the view from 700 feet above…
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Chances are, if you’re in a fast food restaurant around midnight on a weekday then you’re probably not having the best day already. So masked men with guns barging into the restaurant and demanding your money and cell phone just seems like karmic cruelty. Yet, that’s exactly what’s happened three…
It only took years of lobbying and three student deaths, but finally the University of Miami is getting a pedestrian bridge built over US 1 near its Coral Gables campus. Since 1989, eight students have been hit by cars while trying to cross the busy three-lane highway. Three of those…
Marco Rubio’s handling of the immigration bill may have left him bruised and beaten from both sides of the political spectrum, but that doesn’t mean Florida’s junior senator is about to shy away from controversial legislation anytime soon. For his next trick, the tarnished conservative Golden boy will take on…
Oh, hahaha. Silly Florida. Look at those idiots. They can’t even spell their own state’s name correctly on their own damn interstate signs. Listen, you snobby fuckers, this time it wasn’t actually our fault. It was Arkansaw’s…
Will Florida’s path to legalizing same-sex marriage come through the courts? Equality Florida is currently seeking plaintiffs to join a suit that would challenge Florida’s constitutional ban on any legal recognition of same-sex partner…
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With last week’s Supreme Court decisions on gay marriage, Lady Gaga sensed an opportunity to get some free publicity once again publicly support the gay community by singing the national anthem at a New York City Pride kick-off event. Though, she noticeably changed the line “home of the brave,” to…
One teen is in custody while another is still on the run after allegedly killing a man last night over his cell phone. Police say the two teens were riding around Little Haiti on their bicycles with the intent of robbing someone when they spotted 54-year-old Jerry Wayne Sherrell near…
Perhaps even more so than in America, baseball is the national past time in Cuba. So, you’d figure when an entire MLB game aired on Cuban TV for the first time in more than 50 years, some of the population might have been excited. Eh, apparently not. Most of the…
The U.S. Coast Guard unloaded a really good weekend’s worth of cocaine at the Port of Miami today. The 1,250 pounds of coke carried an estimated wholesale value of $19 million. No telling how much it would go for once it was cut up and hit the streets…
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Sounds like someone is plagued by a serious number of body thetans. Denise Gentile, the twin sister of David Miscavige, the top religious leader of the Church of Scientology, was arrested in Saint Petersburg on marijuana charges over the weekend. Gentile is active in the church as well, and Scientology…
In a sad way, the Miami Marlins pretty stellar performance during the month of June only underscores how utterly horrible the team played during April and May. The Marlins’ 14-9 record during June was actually the second-best record during the month in the National League (only behind the Padres), and…
Demetrius Jackson hasn’t actually played in a single high school football game yet, but next year he’ll be playing for the Miami Hurricanes. Jackson officially committed to the school today…
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Let’s just start this off with a quandary about the occasional oddness of the English language. There are so few suitable synonyms for “fishing” that immediately bring to mind the actual act of using a rod and line to try to catch something on a hook, but in instances where…
Forever has been put on hiatus for the rest of the day. The newly opened mega-Forever 21 on Lincoln Road in South Beach caught fire this morning, causing parts of the popular pedestrian mall to be evacuated. The store will remain closed for the rest of the day…
Florida is so full of inhumane crimes that it really takes something truly heartless to make us shudder. Let’s just say we hope there’s a special place in hell for Thomas Elliot Huggins. The 25-year-old Tampa man is accused of killing and then cooking his own mother’s puppy…
