305 Photo of the Day: Ocean Driving
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Rachel Jeantel, Trayvon Martin Case Star Witness: “That’s Real Retarded, Sir”
Rachel Jeantel, the star witness in the Trayvon Martin murder trial who was on the phone with Martin right before his confrontation with George Zimmerman, is confusing the nation with an accent that seems completely normal to Miamians but apparently foreign to everyone else. During cross-examination, Zimmerman’s lawyers have frequently…
Bill Nelson Releases 17-Word Statement on Gay Marriage; Marco Rubio Releases 482-Word Statement
The responses to the Supreme Court’s decisions on gay marriage yesterday by Florida’s two senators couldn’t have been more different. Democrat Bill Nelson released a terse 17-word statement supporting the decision, while Marco Rubio spent 482 words explaining why he doesn’t he agree with it…
Florida Man’s Nude Photos Taped to His Grandmother’s Car by Stalker
In today’s economy, trading your nude photos for rent might seem like a good deal. But ask yourself: Do I really want to live with someone who is willing to collect my n00dz in lieu of actual rent? That’s probably not going to end well…
Will Florida Ever Pass Same-Sex Marriage? 60 Percent Amendment Threshold Means It Could Take Awhile
If Floridians went to the polls today, literally this very day, there’s a pretty good chance at least 50 percent of voters in the state would support gay marriage. Unfortunately, that still wouldn’t mean there’d be gay wedding chapels popping up in Wilton Manors and South Beach by the end…
Rick Scott on DOMA Repeal: Nothing Changing in Florida
Rick Scott didn’t have much to say today when asked about the Supreme Court’s decision to strike down the Defense of Marriage Act aside from correctly noting that nothing is really going to change all that much in Florida. See also: Defense of Marriage Act Is Unconstitutional, Supreme Court Rules…
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305 Photo of the Day: Bridge Life
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Actually, Miami Is America’s Fifth Dumbest Metro Area
Yesterday, real estate blog Movoto surprisingly declared Miami as America’s 10th smartest city, but you’d have to be pretty dumb to actually believe that. A new set of data from Lumosity.com actually declared the Miami-Ft. Lauderdale-Palm Beach metro area as America’s fifth dumbest metro area. Womp. Womp. See also: Miami…
Miami Hurricanes’ 2014 Recruiting Class Ranked Fourth Nationally
It’s almost as if the school isn’t in the midst of a never-ending NCAA investigation. According to 24/7 Sports’ composite rankings of the major recruiting services, Al Golden has amassed the fourth best recruiting class for 2014 in the nation. The team moved up nine places since the last standings…
Baltimore Ravens Should Be Ashamed for Dissing Miami Heat Parade on Twitter
Talk about unsportsmanlike conduct. The Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens threw massive shade at the Miami Heat today on their official Facebook and Twitter accounts by posting some selective side-by-side shots of the Miami Heat’s championship parade and their own Super Bowl celebration. See also: Miami Heat Championship Parade 2013…
Marlins Looking to Trade Ricky Nolasco, Highest Paid Guy on the Roster
Oh, you didn’t think that the Miami Marlins payroll could get any lower? Well, multiple reports indicate that the team is looking to trade away pitcher Ricky Nolasco, who is by far the highest paid player on the team. In fact the $11.5 million he’s making this year makes up…
305 Photo of the Day: Greedy Corporate Pig
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Everybody Hates Marco Rubio: Gays Protesting Senator Today, Tea Partiers and Pro-Immigration Groups Protesting Him Tomorrow
Marco Rubio is taking it from all sides this week. Today, LGBT activists are staging a sit-in at Rubio’s Tampa office. Tomorrow, he’ll face protests near the same office from Tea Partiers who claim his stance on immigration is too liberal and pro-immigration reform protestors who think his immigration bill…
Micky Arison Out as CEO of Carnival Cruise Lines
Well, maybe he’ll have more time to watch Heat games. Less than a week after his NBA team won its third championship, Micky Arison finds himself out of a major job. Carnival Corporation announced today that Arison will be replaced as CEO by Arnold W. Donald. Arison has been the…
Two Sisters Both Arrested for DUI for Driving Same Car at Same Time
Two sisters from Miami-Dade were arrested at the same time for DUIs in the Keys on Saturday night. The catch: there was only one car involved…
305 Photo of the Day: Are Quicker
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Miami to Offer New Yorkers Free Rides in McLaren- and Lambo-Like Cars Tomorrow
Remember how Miami’s tourism board last year put a pop-up pool in the middle of Manhattan? Well, this summer it’ll offer New Yorkers free rides in candy-colored high-end sports cars…
George Zimmerman’s Attorney Starts Murder Trial With a Knock-Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ina! Ina who? Ina Propriate way to kick off perhaps the most controversial murder trial of the decade. Dude, seriously we’re all embarrassed for you…
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Florida Man Arrested for Punching Dad During Argument Over Kool-Aid
Humans can find a reason to fight over just about anything, even something as basic as the proper method of preparing a batch of Kool-Aid. Brandon Antron Crosley, a 22-year-old man in Cocoa, Florida, was arrested last week on felony charges over just such an argument with his father…
Chris Bosh Got Into a Fight with a Piece of Confetti Last Night
Chris Bosh: intergalactic space prince, man of a million video bombs, certified velociraptor-ostrich hybrid, Aubrey Plaza’s own personal Jesus, two-time NBA champion, and just a dude who has a hard time with confetti…
305 Photo of the Day: All Lit Up
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Nike Leaks LeBron James’ Phone Number in Awesome Victory Ad
LeBron James’ phone number has leaked on the internet, and this morning he woke up to a bunch of random voicemails from people named Drake, Warren Buffet, Dr. Dre, and Coach K. Or at least that’s the conceit of his latest Nike ad…