Tropical Storm Chantal Is Dead

Tropical Storm Chantal was pronounced dead today at approximately 4:40 p.m. after dissipating in the Caribbean Sea about 260 miles south of Cuba. So all you relatively newly arrived folk who haven’t gone through this hundreds of times before can all stop freaking out. Though, Chantal’s remnants could still make…

305 Photo of the Day: SUP Sun

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Marco Rubio Is Dropping Fast in Republican Polls

Just last year Marco Rubio was dubbed the “Republican Savior.” Now he’s getting booed by the Tea Partiers who first helped him come to power, and that fall is reflected in several new national polls. Over at Five Thirty Eight, Micah Cohen analyzes Rubio’s latest numbers. It’s not a pretty…

Florida Burglar Takes Nap on Couch, Accomplice Leaves Him

There’s no honor among thieves, and apparently no complimentary wake-up service either. Domonique Pinkard, 21, and Julian Evangelist, 20, broke into a home in Lady Lake, Florida, on Sunday, but when Pinkard passed out on the victim’s coach, Evangelist decided to just leave him there. Which turned out to be…

Man Stripped Naked and Shot in Edgewater

A man was left stripped of his clothes with a bullet in his stomach early this morning in Miami’s Edgewater neighborhood after being approached by two unknown men. His girlfriend, who was with him at the time, was able to escape and get help…

Failed Mayoral Candidate Joe Martinez Has a Cologne

Former Miami-Dade County commissioner and failed mayoral candidate Joe Martinez has launched his own cologne. It’s called the Commissioner. It has top notes of anise and cardamom. It retails for $33.33 online. It comes with the tag line “There’s no future quitting.” It’s being sold in stores exclusively by Santayana…

Owner of Former Versace Mansion Files for Bankruptcy

The future of one of the most storied buildings in Miami Beach is once again in question as the owner of Casa Casuarina, still widely known as the Versace mansion, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy at the beginning of this month. It’s just the latest chapter in the building’s recent…