LeBron James’ Super-Secret Wedding Invites Have Gone Out

LeBron James is going to get a second ring this summer. This one will be of the wedding variety. TMZ reports that invitations to the September wedding between James and fiancée Savannah Brinson have gone out to guests, but the invites are low on details. In fact, guests are instructed…

The Daily Show: Florida Is “the Worst State”

“Just because you’re shaped like some combination of a gun and a dick doesn’t mean you have to act that way,” said Daily Show guest host John Oliver during the show’s recap of the George Zimmerman case. He also suggested that Florida change its nickname from “The Sunshine State” to…

305 Photo of the Day: Planking

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Alton Road Flyover Closes at 9 Tonight for a Month

If you’re a Miami Beach resident who, say, has a job on the mainland, coming home from work tonight will be the last time you can use the flyover that connects the MacArthur Causeway to Alton Road for about a month. As part of the Alton Road reconstruction project, the…

High Profile Miamians React to George Zimmerman Verdict on Twitter

Trayvon Martin was a 17-year-old boy from Miami-Dade County, and tonight several high-profile members of the community took to Twitter to express their reaction to tonight’s verdict. Many sent their prayers to the Martin family and expressed grief over the results. See also: George Zimmerman Verdict: Not Guilty…

George Zimmerman Verdict: Not Guilty

George Zimmerman has been found not guilty in the shooting death of Miami Gardens teenager Trayvon Martin. After sixteen hours of deliberation, including 12 today, the six-person, all-female, all-white jury delivered the unanimous decision at 10 p.m. tonight. Apparently the jury could not remove all reasonable doubt that Zimmerman was…

305 Photo of the Day: Tusk

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Fix-a-Flat Butt Doc’s Accomplice Takes Plea Deal

Corey Eubanks, the man who was alleged to have assisted Oneal Ron Morris, the unlicensed transgendered woman accused of injecting all sorts of unholy substances into the rear ends of patients seeking a bigger booty, has taken a plea deal. He’ll get off with just a year of probation…

305 Photo of the Day: Spurt

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