Florida Man Kills Roommate With Milkshake

We apologize in advance, but we guess you could say his milkshake brings all the boys to their grave. Forty-one-year-old Timothy Gochenour of Vero Beach is behind bars after allegedly killing his roommate with a drug-laced milkshake…

Man Who Fell Out of Plane Identified, FAA Call Released

More details have come to light of the shocking incident yesterday in which a man fell out of a small plane into the Atlantic Ocean just a mile off the coast of Miami. Police have now identified the victim as Gerardo Nales of Key Biscayne. It appears that bad weather…

Man Falls Out of Plane Into Ocean Off Miami Coast

If there’s one flying fear worse than your plane crashing, it’s maybe the thought of falling out the door. That’s apparently exactly what happened to a man who was a passenger on a small plane today while the aircraft was flying southeast of Miami…

Miami Man Tried to Trade iPhone for Sex With Underage Sugar Baby

A few months ago, New Times chronicled the world of Miami’s “sugar babies,” women who date rich older men with the expectation of receiving money and gifts in exchange. And while that’s certainly ethically questionable, at least those women are adults. A Miami man was arrested after he traveled to…

Libertarian Columnist Wonders if Jonathan Martin Is Gay; Blames Obama

Well, we’ve found it. The worst professionally written piece about the Dolphins’ Richie Incognito mess has been identified. Congratulations to the OC Register’s “libertarian humorist” Ron Hart for penning a column that is all at once racist, sexist, completely stupid, and manages to both wonder if Jonathan Martin is gay…

The Best Comedian Tweets on the Richie Incognito Scandal

The Richie Incognito scandal is in that weird place where we understand that it’s pretty serious but also so over-the-top in some weird sports soap opera-style that sometimes you can’t help but laugh. So with the help of Witstream, we rounded up the best tweets about the scandal from professional…

Miami Herald Offers Buyouts to Critics, Columnists and More

The Miami Herald has racked up three Pulitzers for commentary and another three for photography in its history, but the Doral-based paper is looking to shed some fat in both departments. According to a memo obtained by Romenesko and Random Pixels, the paper announced to staff this morning that they’re…