The Daily Show and Colbert Blast Trey Radel

The Daily Show and The Colbert Report have gotten to satirize a lot of things over the years, but they’ve never gotten a chance to rip into a sitting member of the U.S. Congress getting busted for drugs. That’s because no such thing had happen during the shows’ runs until…

Orlando Soccer Fans Boo Rick Scott Off Stage

Well, the possibility of a rival team in Miami wasn’t the only thing that had soccer fans in Orlando booing last night. Rick Scott showed up to the announcement of the new Orlando MLS team and was promptly booed off stage…

Dwyane Wade’s Sitcom Needs a Less Porny Sounding Name

Cultist pointed out that Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade has sold a sitcom to Fox based on his memoirs of fatherhood. It’s a simple family show slated to be titled Three The Hard Way — which if you aren’t aware, is not only the name of a seminal ’70s blaxplotation…

MLS Prez Confirms a Team Is Probably Coming to Miami

Yesterday, at a rally officially announcing that a Major League Soccer team is coming to Orlando, league Commissioner Don Garber had a bit of bad news for the assembled Orlando fans. “This is the beginning for us in Florida,” Garber told the crowd last night. “We hope to have a…

$500,000 Worth of Red Bull Stolen From Miami-Dade Warehouse

How much Red Bull would one need to drink to successfully pull of a heist off half-a-million dollars worth of Red Bull energy? That’s what Medley police are asking after they discovered that about 100 pallets of the wing-giving energy drink were stolen from a warehouse over the Veterans Day…