Drop the Lime Talks Cyber-Sex, Style and Enter the Night

Drop The Lime is the slick-haired, black-clad leader of New York’s Trouble & Bass crew, though you might mistake him for a vampire if you saw him on the street. He’s been DJing for about a decade. But he’s recently hit his stride, creating his own unique sound by incorporating…

Justin Bieber’s Fans Want To Breathe His Farts, Shower In His Vomit

Everyone knows Justin Bieber’s droves of pubescent girl “beliebers” are totally batty. Until now, we thought they had some modicum of decency. But turns out, they are some of the most depraved and demoralized fans in existence. If you were listening to Elvis Duran and the Morning Show on Y100…

Six Types of People Who Actually “Like” Nickelback

See also “Nickelback Petition Backfires, Band to Play BankAtlantic Center.” The Internet really hates Nickelback. As far as avid tech geeks and music snobs are concerned, they’re the worst band ever. And in line with its total, unabashed disgust for the Canadian bad boys of flavorless ballads, the Internet has…

Fiona Apple Announces Concert at Fillmore Miami Beach on September 30

Finding success in the music industry is hard. Pleasing both critics and commercial fans is even more difficult. Doing it all, plus setting a Guinness World Record by the time you’re 23 is not only an achievement, it’s an awesome feat. And apparently it sends you into hiding. That’s the…

Afrojack’s Jacked Summer 2012 Tour at Mansion Miami, June 15

See the full 35-photo slideshow of Afrojack at Mansion. Afrojack With Shermonology, Quintino and R3hab Mansion, Miami Beach Friday, June 15, 2012 Afrojack is like the USPS. Neither rain nor sleet nor snow can stop him from bringing the heat to his home away from home. Thankfully, that happens to…

Five Douchiest Things Music Snobs Say

Talking to a music snob can be a great learning experience. Or a great pain in the ass. You know the type. Sure, they’ve got stellar taste. But they hold it over everyone’s heads like some kind of license to poop in your cereal. Though each snob has his or…

Avicii Totally “Le7els” Miami at American Airlines Arena, June 8

See the full 39-photo slideshow of Avicii at the American Airlines Arena. Avicii’s Le7els Tour American Airlines Arena, Miami Friday, June 8, 2012 Better Than: It being past 11 p.m. and not knowing your kids’ whereabouts. Avicii is taking over. He’s captured the hearts and minds of America’s neon-painted youth…

Top Ten Rap Felons: Shoot Outs, Beat Downs, and Face Eating

In the gritty rap game, honor is everything. And honor usually means a bag full of automatic weapons at an airport. Alright, not every rapper’s got a rap sheet. But if you talk the talk, you’re expected to do the time. A mean MC with a big mouth is just…