Fashion Freakouts at Kaskade’s Freaks of Nature Tour in Miami

See Crossfade’s concert review of Kaskade’s Freaks of Nature tour in Miami — plus the full 50-photo slideshow. Fashionistas the world over flock to America’s EDM scene seeking inspiration and insight into new trends and hip styles. Paris, London, and Harajuku hold their breath to see what our nation’s young…

Kaskade and His Freaks of Nature Kick Summer’s Ass in Miami, July 14

See also “Fashion Freakouts at Kaskade’s Freaks of Nature Tour in Miami” — plus the full 50-photo slideshow. Kaskade Freaks of Nature Tour With Alvin Risk Klipsch Ampitheater at Bayfront Park, Miami Saturday, July 14, 2012 Better Than: High-school heartbreak and all that icky teenager stuff. The youth of America…

Six Rap Tag Teams Who Probably Had Sex in the Studio

We’ve got a theory that can no longer be ignored. Every time we see a sweet R&B starlet hook up with a rough and rowdy rapper for a Top 40 banger, we can’t help imagining all the hot and sweaty sex they must’ve had while recording. We used to think…

Drop The Lime and Flosstradamus Run the Trap at Grand Central, June 23

See also “Drop the Lime Talks Cyber-Sex, Style and Enter the Night.” Drop the Lime and Flosstradamus With Mike Deuce, Troy Kurtz, Damaged Goods Grand Central, Miami Saturday, June 23, 2012 Better Than: A night without free tequila. The party’s always been crazy at Grand Central. But this past Saturday…

Paris Hilton’s DJ Debut Sucked Balls: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

See also “Jane Bang’s Diss Track: ‘Keep Sucking on That Afrojack Dick'” and “DJ Paris Hilton Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5.” And the award for shittiest, most tragic DJ in the entire universe goes to … The slut in the awkward construction paper dress! Oh, we mean Paris Hilton,…

LMFAO Teach Kids About Sex at American Airlines Arena in Miami

LMFAO With Sydney Samson and Far East Movement American Airlines Arena Friday, June 22, 2012 Better Than: The awkward ride home when mom has to explain the “fellatio ratio.” LMFAO do not make music for children. But apparently, that’s who’s listening to them. When Redfoo and Sky Blu first hit…

Adrian Lux Lighting Up LIV Miami on July 7

The Miami New Times’ pick for Best Dance Club is readying for a feel-good Swedish invasion, and they want you on the front lines. On Saturday, July 7, LIV is welcoming Adrian Lux to the stage. The Grammy-nominated man behind big-room hits “Teenage Crime,” “Can’t Sleep,” and “Fire” is gonna…