Only 42 Percent of Miamians Can Afford a Mortgage, Study Says

Contrary to the crotchety reporters who say millennials are immature slouches who hate responsibility, plenty of youngsters want to own homes — they simply can’t afford them. Especially in Miami. Case in point: A study released yesterday by the housing-research website Zumper found that 93 percent of Miamians say they’d…

Judge Bans Florida Man From Ordering Pizza

A lot of weird stuff happens in Florida. It’s a state where, apparently, you can’t work as a pizza delivery driver, bank teller, or politician without getting accosted by total creeps and weirdos at any hour of the day. So, every Friday, we’re here to remind you that Florida will…

Wynwood Business Owner Plans Protest Against Anti-Zika Pesticide Spraying

Judd Allison, the owner of 305 Films and the Wynwood event space Toejam Backlot, was already upset about Gov. Rick Scott’s handling of Miami’s Zika outbreak. And then he read about Miami-Dade County Mosquito Control experts spraying naled, a controversial pesticide linked to disorders in fetuses. During a meeting between Wynwood…

Hillary Clinton Is Coming to Miami Today, and Traffic Is Gonna Suck

Long before the “Thanks, Obama” meme was a glimmer in your racist aunt’s eye, people were blaming things on Hillary Clinton. From Vince Foster to Benghazi to Emailgate, Hillary is old hat at battling away accusations by now. But there’s one thing that we actually can blame on Clinton today: She’s coming…

Here’s What to Do if You Think You Have Zika

Zika panic is real, and it’s got Miami in its insect-like pincers. Your boss smells like DEET. Your friends have canceled their trips to come see you. And any pregnant people you know are, understandably, very worried. All this concern has sadly led to some folks spreading serious misinformation about…

Charles Kinsey Sues North Miami Cop Who Shot Him

In the vast majority of controversial shootings by police, the victims have not lived to tell their side of the story. Thankfully, Charles Kinsey survived after getting shot by North Miami SWAT Officer Jonathan Aledda in July. Now, he’s going to tell his side of the story in court. Yesterday, Kinsey…