On Sunday, the Daily Caller, the right-wing news site run by former CNN talking-bowtie Tucker Carlson, did Miami a huge favor: The site fixed our long-term issues with sea-level-rise in a single article. Huzzah! According to the Caller, man is not melting the polar ice caps, and Miami is not actually getting…
On Monday, Gov. Rick Scott’s “Let’s Get to Work” political-action committee published its very own presidential poll, which claimed Donald Trump had taken a two-point lead over Hillary Clinton in Florida’s presidential race. This being Scott, a man who lies about as often as Frank Abignale, the poll was met with…
Miami’s WPBT2 TV host Kalyn Chapman James has been suspended from her job for calling Micah Xavier Johnson, the man who killed five police officers at an anti-police-brutality march in Dallas last week, a “martyr” in a video posted earlier on Sunday. In a video that has since been deleted…
After suing nine of his own fans during the last few years, Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria has had to get creative to keep upsetting the twelve remaining people who still buy tickets. Against all odds, his team succeeded again in pissing off die-hards today — on what should be of…
Dear non-Miami residents: This city is trying to move on from its days as the nation’s drug-crime capital. We’ve built an entirely new, “hip” neighborhood miles from the beach, where the world’s best visual artists visit every December. We’re trying to invest in start-ups. We even might ban liquor sales…
In April, City of Miami Police arrested the University of Miami’s star running back Mark Walton in one of the oddest DUI cases in recent South Florida memory. A man resembling Walton, cops said, had pretended to be a cop, pulled a woman over, and allegedly rubbed his genitals on…
A small but obvious tip for police: Don’t accuse a man with a debilitating eye condition of “turning a blind eye” to drug dealers in his area. And then don’t also hit him right in the eyes. Yet that’s exactly what a 74-year-old landlord accuses a group of City of…
Tensions between police-reform activists and law enforcement could not be higher today. Cops shot two nonviolent black men dead this week on film. A Dallas sniper gunned down 11 officers during a police brutality protest last night, killing five. So when Dashana Honore, a 26-year-old resident of Ives Estates in…
Alton Sterling and Philando Castile, two black men, were killed by police in separate incidents this week. Sterling, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, had been pinned to the ground and appeared to not be resisting when a cop pressed a gun to his chest and fatally shot him. Castile, from Minnesota,…
In 2013, New Times called Jimmy Sabatino Florida’s “most notorious con man.” For a con man, the word “notorious” basically means “has been caught a bunch of times,” so we’ll refrain from calling the 39-year-old “talented” — but damn if he isn’t persistent. Case in point: Federal authorities said yesterday that…
A lot of weird things happen in Florida. We’re here every Friday morning to give you the week’s weirdest. And, also, this week we’re here to remind all Floridians that despite any appearances to the contrary, babies are incredibly fragile creatures and should be treated as such. Woman Allegedly Swung…
When the City of Miami changed Wynwood’s zoning codes last year to make it easier for people to live in the area, everyone knew it was just a matter of time before a huge condo complex landed in the heart of the uber-hip neighborhood. That time is now, if developer East…
Donald Trump will give a his first campaign speech in Miami tomorrow — but it won’t be open to the public. Maybe that’s because was forced to cancel his last planned rally in Doral in March after protesters planned to storm the event. Or perhaps it’s due to the fact that…
A little over two years ago, Douglas Park, a ten-acre green area just north of Coral Gables closed after city officials found elevated levels of arsenic, lead, barium, and other hazardous materials in the soil. And then, nothing happened. Month after month, the park sat dormant and overgrown. A cadre of…
Black people make up one-fifth of Miami-Dade County’s population. It doesn’t exactly take a Nobel Laureate to see the county hasn’t always treated its majority-black neighborhoods with a ton of respect. (See: Beckham, David.) There’s no one reason for the routine neglect of African-American areas, but a study released today…
Miami Beach Police issued a dire warning to residents last week: Stay off the beach when the sun goes down. The warning came after a string of high-profile robberies culminated in a Texas woman getting sexually assaulted by a trio of men on the beach after dark. They also robbed…
Rapper/mogul/respect-loving person Bryan “Birdman” Williams lives by his own code. He does not seem to travel anywhere without duffel-bags full of cash nearby at all times. On ESPN’s “Highly Questionable” last month, he claimed to literally sleep on a bed made of $1 million. Considering how many people claim Birdman owes them millions…
As part of an “aggressive hiring plan,” the Miami-Dade Police Department wants to beef up its stockpiles of weapons, armor, and ammo. And they’re asking county commissioners for millions in new body armor, “ballistic shields,” and night-vision rifles — as well as a controversial license-plate reading system. The request, which…
Things you should never ask your co-workers: If they believe in a Righteous Christian God; if they want to Make America Great Again; if they “have a Brazilian wax.” The last one rings especially true if you happen to work as a cop. In a lawsuit filed last Friday, Miami-Dade…
Alan Amron’s living room on Evernia Street in West Palm Beach is barely wider than the dark sofa that dominates it. The kitchen is too small to eat in, so a tiny round table is crammed into the living room. It’s unclear whether two people can eat there at once…
Approach and the first thing you hear is buzzing. It’s like a swarm of food processors flying overhead. Look up. In the twilight sky, Tron-like flashes of neon turn circles, some stopping midair before diving close to the ground at breakneck speed. They’re like tiny comets or steroid-stoked fireflies. Suddenly,…
Andy Murray is melting in the Florida heat. It’s the final round — set three, game one — of the Miami Open, the biggest tennis tournament in Florida, the second-biggest in America, and, for at least a little while longer, the fifth-biggest in the world. The match is even at…
