Activists, Lawmakers Aim to Shut Down Miami’s Child-Migrant Camp

Earlier this year, the federal government announced it was closing a massive camp full of immigrant kids in Tornillo, Texas. Immigrant-rights activists say the camp was a humanitarian nightmare — most of the kids had been sent there after U.S. immigration officials ripped them from their parents in contravention of…

National Enquirer Heir Whacks Pecker Over Bezos Dick-Pic Blackmail

Sure, the National Enquirer of old might have been a ruthless publication that had mafia and CIA ties and occasionally “caught-and-killed” stories about famous people. But Paul David Pope, the son of Enquirer founder Generoso “Gene” Pope Jr., claims that the paper’s latest attempt to blackmail Amazon CEO (and Miami native)…

Floridians Can Buy Thousands of Guns Online With No Background Checks

Just yesterday, alt-right hero and white-supremacist-adjacent Florida congressman Matt Gaetz tried to kick parents of Parkland shooting victims out of a federal gun-violence hearing. The video footage of the event, captured by CSPAN, is insane for a number of reasons: For one, Gaetz conducts himself like a petulant child. Moreover:…

South Florida Family Wins Right to Drill for Oil in Everglades

The Florida Everglades sure seem like a place where oil rigs don’t belong. The unique habitat contains tons of endangered species — and humans have demonstrably corrupted it enough already. But today, Florida’s First District Court of Appeal in Tallahassee ruled that an investment company in Broward County…

Amid Layoffs, McClatchy News CEO Got a $900,000 Bonus in 2017

Last Friday, the McClatchy Newspaper Company — which owns the Sacramento Bee, Kansas City Star, Bradenton Herald, Charlotte Observer, the flagship Miami Herald, and other major dailies — announced plans to gut its reporting staff. In an internal email from CEO Craig Forman, the company announced a whopping 450 employees…

Miami-Area ICE Detainee on Hunger Strike

At least one Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainee in the “Miami field area” — which includes Florida, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands — is on a hunger strike to protest detainment, ICE officials have confirmed to New Times. The exact location is unclear. The ICE spokespeople declined to say where the person is located or how he or she wound up in custody.

Rick Scott Wants Trump to Declare Fake State of Emergency to Fund the Wall

Senator and flesh-hungry Nordic draugr Rick Scott has spent a lot of time lately attacking Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro. He is, in Scott’s estimation, a “dictator.” Scott’s tough talk, though, would be a lot less hypocritical if Florida’s newly minted U.S. senator weren’t also begging President Donald Trump to do some very dictator-like things of his own.

ACLU Tells Rubio He Doesn’t Understand How the First Amendment Works

Sen. Marco Rubio’s career has improbably rebounded since Donald Trump humiliated him during the 2016 election season. It didn’t seem to matter that Rubio used an LGBTQ mass murder as an excuse to break his own promise and run for Senate again. Now Trump has basically deputized Rubio to serve as what some politicians are calling “virtual secretary of state for Latin America”…

Despite Ban, Florida Democrats Still Indirectly Accepting Private-Prison Money

Last year, a group of progressive activists convinced the Florida Democratic Party to stop accepting campaign donations from private, for-profit prison companies. The industry, which makes billions by keeping other human beings behind bars, immorally incentivizes cities to needlessly lock people up, many activists agree. One of America’s two largest…