Pastelito de Guayaba at Alicia’s in Allapattah

A pastelito de guayaba is a delicious, flaky, puff pastry filled with semi-gooey guava paste. To make it, you seal the dough with egg wash, bake it, then brush it with syrup for a finger stickin’, flake-stickin’-to-lip experience. They can be found at most any Latin bakery, coffee shop, or convenience store…

OAR

The Marlins Super Saturday event features a post-game concert by Of A Revolution, otherwise known as O.A.R. The band has toured the world for the past 14 years helping a mostly white college audience jam out and sing along to reggae-inspired tuneage. According to band saxophonist Jerry DePizzo, the group…

The Inspector: Smell of Death, Live Rats, and Roach Legs

Furry bodies, segmented tails, whiskers from hell, transluscent brown wings, antennas of doom, beady black eyes; these are the visions restaurant inspectors must see in their nightmares.Luckily most of us don’t have to bear witness to these images of living disgustitude.On the other hand, we might be consuming the results…

Tap Tap Screens The Quake for Free Today and Tomorrow

It’s easy to feel good about having texted money to Haitian relief efforts after the January earthquake. The unfortunate reality might be that those moneys didn’t contribute to much of any actual relief.Tonight and tomorrow at Tap Tap, the public is invited to a free screening of a Frontline documentary…

Last Chance Saloon: A Keys Memorial Day Weekend Stop

For lots of South Florida folks an annual Memorial Day weekend pilgrimage to the Keys marks the beginning of summer. Hell yeah. One Dade County stop we recommend on that journey is the Last Chance Saloon in Homestead. On your way south, the adjacent package liquor store is the perfect…

Top 10 Most Hated Popular American Candies

Candy, we love it, but that doesn’t mean it’s all good, at least not to everybody.In fact, there are certain popular confections, some of which have been around since the 1800s, that continue to engender hate for their flavor profiles. Somebody call the molecular gastronomists. Maybe they can explain it…

Turnbuckle Warriors

For some folks, Monday Night Raw is the time of the week that’s set aside for sex without contraceptives. For the men and women of the WWE, it’s almost the same, except with a thin layer of spandex covering their you-know-whats, million-dollar pyrotechnics, and an arena full of fans scoping…

Oil Spill Seafood: Miami Chefs Sound Off

The BP Oil Spill is now responsible for the closure of slightly more than 22 percent of federal waters in the Gulf of Mexico’s “exclusive economic zone” according to the NOAA Fisheries Service. The map above represents the most recent closure data.Monday, we surveyed local toques at a meeting of…

Videos: Miami Bands’ Easter Seal Performances at Local Impact Jam

Local Impact is a Miami-based nonprofit  that networks the arts community with social organizations. In the spirit of this mission, recently it put together a program where mostly Miami bands threw down for the Easter Seals of South Florida. Older folks with varying degrees of Alzheimers were treated to sets by Xperimento,…

W South Beach: New fenom Punch with Absinthe

The W South Beach’s Living Room bar has a new bottle on the menu. It’s called fenom, and it’s a modern day absinthe bottled and distilled in France. The traditional form of the liquor is green, wormwood, highly alcoholic, and reputed to have hallucinogenic properties. Fenom is clear, has a…

Dean Martin, Cocaine, Strippers, Groupies, and the Rat Pack Now

Rat Pack Now are a South Florida-based music and comedy tribute act featuring a Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, and Sammy Davis Jr. impersonator. They perform around the country for corporate events, trade shows, country clubs, and are regulars at the Fontainebleau, where they have a show booked in July.We found…

Behind the Line: Sugarcane Raw Bar Grill

Sugarcane Raw Bar Grill in Midtown Miami is a busy place on a Friday night. As Lee Klein says in his review of the place, “A tsunami of near unanimous praise has catapulted Sugarcane Raw Bar Grill to the top of Miami’s dining scene at breakneck speed.” Here’s a behind-the-line…

Oil Spill Reactions From Miami Seafood Chefs and Purveyors

The BP oil spill has put all of South Florida in an officially declared State of Emergency. Not long before that announcement was made, we reached out to seafood industry folks like Chef Jonathan Eismann and one of his longtime purveyors, Christopher Twiss, as part of our continuing coverage on…

Joey’s in Wynwood $6 Pasta a Damn Good Deal

Joey’s Wynwood Italian Café isn’t just the gustatory champion of Miami’s art district, it’s also as cheap as you are. Starving artists, broke freelancers, assistant district attorneys, and hungry spangers rejoice! Even we can afford to eat here. A bowl of in-house, handmade spaghetti with a juicy, herbed up tomato…

Video: Swazy Styles Talks “Birthday Suit,” That Tetris Song

Swazy Styles is a Broward County rapper whose song “Birthday Suit,” has a beat that recalls the song from Tetris, one of the most popular video games of all time.The song has been added to programming lists at radio stations across the country, and is repped heavily down here by…

Oil Spill Reactions From Miami Seafood Chefs and Owners

A shark can smell a single drop of blood in one million drops of water.Twenty-nine days later, and oil continues to flow from a hole 5,000 feet below the ocean’s surface. BP’s actions continue to threaten the Gulf and maybe the Atlantic’s commercial fishing industry. Today, the fishing ban widens…

Burger Beast Burger Month Party at Q American Barbeque

The Burger Beast threw a National Hamburger Month party at Q American Barbeque last night. Despite an evening thunderstorm that dropped lighting from Buena Vista west, a crowd still came through eat, and have drinks.The menu featured a whole lotta burgers, like The Benedict, with Canadian bacon, fried egg, hollandaise…

Crossfade Live: Agnostic Front at Churchill’s Pub

Crossfade Live presents live concert audio from the last nine minutes of Agnostic Front’s set from Friday’s show at Churchill’s. They were celebrating the 25th anniversary of the release of their first album, Victim In Pain. They closed out their all old-school set with “Gotta Go,” “Crucified,” and then Vinnie…