Lebo Room Grand Opening at Purdy Lounge on March 10

David “Lebo” LeBatard, Miami’s own globetrotting musico-surrealist painter is getting his own room at Purdy Lounge. For a month. And this Saturday when it opens, there will be music, dancing, and the all-important free drinks. “Purdy is a place I feel most at home in Miami Beach,” Lebo says, “among…

The Casualties Hit the Circle Pit at Churchill’s Pub on March 8

Last time we saw The Casualties in Miami, the circle pit opened up wider than Bicentennial Park. It spread from Biscayne Bay to the Metro Rail and swallowed up everything from manatees to high-school girls, giant tattooed heshers, spike and leather punks, hardcore kids, metal mamas, stoner crusties, skateboard hooligans,…

Styx Rocks On, and Hell Is Jealous

Down in the great, dark marsh of Hell, the river Styx flows ever hateful. But, the band Styx is alive and well on the SS Comeback Tour, and it just keeps “Sailin’ On.” The dudes of Styx have “Too Much Time On Their Hands” to worry about drowning in the…

Shaqspearean Comedy

Shaquille O’Neal might be the greatest comedian since Andy Kaufman. All of that crap the media has dug up about his supposed problems with ex-wives, IT guys, and fumbling police detectives? That’s the masterful art of staying relevant postbasketball, and Shaq is still in the news because of it. Who’s…

Hank Williams III at Culture Room March 7

Hank III might be Satan’s favorite grandson. His daddy was a cactus, his mama was a bear trap, and he was born with his boots on in a river full of moonshine. At age 11, he ripped out his own throat and cooked it over a forest fire. The next…

De La Cruz Collection’s Got Money For Great Ideas, So Get You Some

Between the New Times Masterminds Awards, The Knight Foundation’s art challenge, and The De La Cruz Collection’s freshly announced Summer Workshop Series, there’s more art money up for grabs in Miami than a big bank bailout.So get off your tired ass and apply for it. Here are the details…

Miami Beach Is Effin’ Gay

Winter Party Miami Beach is so gay that everyone gets there by rainbow, the fire hydrants spew lube, and all women in a 20-mile radius get repetitive-motion cramps in their fingers. Blown-out O-ring repairmen fill the streets, drag queens sell nut hiders out of the trunks of their cars, and…

Lewis Black Talks Big Boobs, Weed, and Masturbatoriums

Lewis Black is a hilarious dude. And not just in his stand-up — though as you’ll see when he hits town for the South Beach Comedy Festival 2012 March 1st, he’s hilarious on stage too. But he’s also funny (and unexpectedly patient) in one-on-one conversation.See, when we heard the perpetually…

Miami’s Arab Spring: Anti-Assad, Pro-Syrian Freedom Rally Downtown

Tyrannical Syrian despot Bashar al-Assad’s goons would likely shoot, beat, or torture his countrymen for a similar action, but Miami’s pro-freedom Syrian-Americans are proud to flex their democratic right to assemble and protest.Sunday afternoon saw a pan-Arabian rally by Syrians, Saudis, Jordanians, Egyptians, Pakistanis, and other Americans at an anti-Assad…

Dead Prez’s M1 Talks Revolutionary Culture as a Way of Life

Revolutionary hip-hop is alive in Miami. This Saturday night, Dead Prez’s M1 and Thirstin Howl, Mecca AKA Grimo, P-Doe, FLO, Maybach Latino, Haiti Blues, Tom Larock, and PP Armstrong are gonna take over Moksha in Little Haiti to celebrate Black History Month, and fight for a better future for humanity…