Magnetic Man at Ultra Music Festival 2012: A 15-Photo Recap

Magnetic Man is a collabo between three dubstep dudes from the UK — DJs Benga, Skream, and Artwork — who met at a record store in the ’90s and have been raging ever since. They’re all big-name DJs and producers in their own right. As Magnetic Man, though, Benga, Skream,…

Afrobeta at Ultra Music Festival 2012: A 15-Photo Recap

We missed Afrobeta’s opening-night set at Ultra Music Festival. But the Miami duo also played an action-packed closeout to Ultra on Sunday. And we caught it all on camera. The party animals were out in full force and the band’s Cuci Amador and Tony Smurphio were in strong shape. They…

Bassnectar at Ultra Music Festival 2012: A 15-Photo Recap

Bassnectar is the sound of a thousand meteors crashing into Earth. On the last night of the fest, his heavy metal/electronic alchemy destroyed Ultra Music Festival 2012’s Live Stage as 6,500 beat freaks raved, raged, and howled. His hourlong set ripped through more genres, samples, and live effects than a…

Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Motel Miami 2012: A 76-Photo Recap

Masquerade Motel MiamiGrand Central ParkFriday, March 23, 2012Better Than: Rollin’ balls inside a Vicks vapor room with a stolen subwoofer.Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Motel sent so much bass rumbling through Grand Central Park that you could feel it from your toes to your fingers and nose. It was heavy. It…

Carl Scalise: “Congress Must Take Action” to Bust the Mafia

Carl Scalise is not afraid of the Mafia. Concrete boots don’t faze him, and neither does sleeping with the fishes. We met him yesterday outside Miami New Times offices on Biscayne Boulevard protesting the Mafia, and fighting for your freedom.”For the past 7 years I’ve been fighting the Mafia,” he…

She-Devils and Soul Serpents

Once upon a time, we were all born naked. But just as soon as our asses hit the wind, society swaddled us up in rules and norms and regulations like, “Hey, these are clothes; wear them outside or go to jail.” What with all the pressure to keep our balls,…

Electronic Universal Truth

Take a thermonuclear reactor, throw in some dynamite, mix it in a Gravitron, and wire it to the most massive assortment of subwoofers on planet Earth, and you’ll have half an idea how hard Ultra Music Festival will be blowing up Miami. The sold-out event starts Friday at 4 p.m.,…

Donna D’Cruz Blissed Out the Standard for WMC 2012

You can go to a hundred clubs in Miami with half-naked party people sweating it out to a world-class DJ.But last night, the Standard flipped the script on that template, hosting a free, life-affirming meditative journey led by Donna D’Cruz on the (CDJ) wheels of steel in the hotel’s hamam…

Miami’s Nine Best St. Paddy’s Day Parties

Who is St. Patrick and why does he have his own day? We don’t know. But we’re pretty sure about the reason we can never remember it … All those pints of Guinness, shots of Jameson, and Bushmills on the rocks. If it weren’t for the corned beef and cabbage…

Calle Ocho 2012: Pitbull, Flo Rida, and a World Full of Bass

Calle Ocho is the biggest, livest street party in the whole United States and represents the real Miami to the fullest. Members of every nation including Cubanos, Boricuas, Nicas, Catrachos, Zuelans, Boludos, Zoes, Bajans, Trinis, Jamaicans, Chilangos, Norteños, Sureños, Truchas, Gringos, even tourists — not to mention the rich and…