We love beer and its many uses, such as helping us forget that fight we had with our girlfriend or the two hundred bucks we lost playing Texas Hold ‘Em at the Calder Casino & Race Course after the fight with little Ms. Pissy Pants.We are not alone in our pursuit…
As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 29…
Eating at a diner located inside of a drugstore is an American tradition. Unfortunately, Miami isn’t big on American traditions unless you count destroying beautiful architecture to put mini-malls up in their place.But we digress. Speaking of the dime store or drugstore diner, we only know of two such throwbacks…
Billed as a “five-day fun frenzy,” Sizzle Miami is America’s premier gay urban celebration. Started as a one-day party called Sex on the Beach, Sizzle has turned into a nearly full week of bowling, cheese and wine socials, film screenings, comedy and R&B acts, and water sports. Oh yeah, and…
Writer, dancer, and, although he doesn’t like to admit it — actor, Rudi Goblen has performed with The Roots, Mos Def, and De La Soul, just to name a few. The acclaimed B-Boy and his crew, the Flipside Kings, perform, compete, and judge events all over the world. You may…
Kids often forget that their parents existed as real people before having them. Kids also think they know everything. These two facts are the reasoning behind Three Days of Rain, which premieres Friday at the Black Box Theatre at Nova Southeastern University.Richard Greenberg, a Tony Award winner and Pulitzer Prize…
The food truck craze that has taken over the United States may have well started in Puerto Rico. On La Isla del Encanto, food trucks are everywhere. “Food trucks have been in Puerto Rico for at least ten years,” my travel companion explained.El Churry, in the city of Rio Piedra,…
Matthew Miller blows. Glass, that is. Like a caveman Matt uses fire as a tool to turn what would otherwise be inconspicuous materials into works of art that sometimes double as home décor.Nickel Glass is his custom line of home décor, which he showcases at his shop of the same…
After watching RPM Miami last night we’re not sure quite what to think. We know that the show is Mun2’s testosterone-fueled sausage fest, which promotes women as immoral, materialistic whores, but…it’s still fun to watch.The show — think the Fast and the Furious shot telenovela-style — revolves around a group…
Aqua Girl 2011 Aqua Beach Pool Party With DJ Just Steph and DJ Pat Pat Surfcomber Hotel, South Beach Saturday, May 14, 2011 Better Than: The series finale of The L Word. As part of the Aqua Girl foundation’s weeklong series of events, Saturday’s pool party was all about cooling…
Lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered women will be treated to two gastronomic adventures this Saturday and Sunday as part of Aqua Girl – a multi-day event celebrating LGBT women. Proceeds from all Aqua Girl events are used by the Aqua Girl foundation to distribute grants and scholarships to women.DishSaturday, May 148…
Kids don’t know nothing. Such is the premise behind the Promethean Theatre’s latest endeavor, Three Days of Rain, premiering Friday at 8 p.m. at Nova Southeastern University’s Black Box Theatre. Tony Award winner and Pulitzer Prize finalist Richard Greenberg’s two-act play tells the story of three adults and their respective…
“Hooweeeee! Gonna get me some gator tail!”Okay, so I may not have used those exact words this past weekend, but, that is kind of what I felt like as I clunkered down Krome Avenue in my 1993 Ford Explorer heading towards SW 366th Street.This unfamiliar trek was put in motion…
Women all over the country are packing their batteries, toys, and bathing suits for this year’s Aqua Girl. Party after party of lesbian, bisexual, and trans women celebrate their right to get it on right here in Miami and Miami Beach. Start practicing your “inconspicuous hotel key pass” because women…
You know you’ve got back when your ass has its own web site. That’s basically how SuperStarXXX, or Star, got started in the porn industry. Her derriere had so many admirers on AdultSpace and the archaic MySpace that Star decided to start up a web site for her fans.”I knew…
The University of Florida Emerging Pathogens Institute (EPI) has named the foods commonly responsible for food-related illness.Contrary to what most people think, those huge outbreaks of contaminated spinach or tomatoes aren’t the main problem. “Outbreaks are of course a concern, but most food-borne illnesses that occur are not associated with…
Women are rejoicing from Hialeah to Homestead. Why? Because Aqua Girl is back, which means that at party after party of lesbian, bisexual, and trans women will celebrate their right to make out with each other. And believe us, there will be plenty of making out. Aqua Girl, which runs…
As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 44…
“When the night falls, the legendary creature Chupacabra awakens, and he’s ravenous. Devour as many goats as possible, jump over cliffs, evade your enemies and terrorize entire villages. Give life to the myth (or legend) of the Chupacabra and create panic.”This is not a joke. What you just read is…
Historically, the babes in video games have been, well, babes. Scantily dressed and kicking the other characters’ teeth loose — sometimes it’s hard to pay attention to their mad fighting skillz when their boobs look 3D. But hey, isn’t that one of the reasons you picked Anna Williams for this…
A recent survey conducted by the American Heart Association (AHA) proves that Americans need more nutritional information, regardless of the protesting by food companies, movie theater companies, and certain members of our government.For the most part, Americans tend to be pretty ignorant about nutrition. For example, a majority of the…
Depending on where you grew up, the phrase bowling night might have all kinds of icky connotations. Now you can put those horrific memories behind you, because it’s time for the annual Lady Luck Bowlathon this Wednesday. This no-holds-barred bowling night at Lucky Strike will kick off Aqua Girl, the…
