Hell Bound City Tattoo Says No To Tacky Tramp Stamps

On an otherwise nondescript street in Wynwood, a two-story building seems to be breathing fire in the middle of NW 36 Street between Second and Third Avenues. This is the home of Hell Bound City Tattoo. As soon as you walk in, you quickly realize this isn’t South Beach. When…

Los Dictados del Fuego Delivers Nuns, Orgasms, and Brain Food

We all know that local independent theater usually translates to epic fail. Occasionally, though, we are astounded to find that our $20 didn’t go to waste. And ArtSpoken, a new performing arts venue in Little Havana, really delivers with Ulises Cala’s Los Dictados del Fuego, turning its small stage into…

Celluloid City: Jerry Lewis Is The Bellboy at the Fontainebleau Hotel

Florida was America’s film capital until the Puritanical residents of Jacksonville ran those industry heathens out to California in the 1920s. But Miami knows how to treat those denizens of debauchery, which is why they keep coming back to Miami to film movies. In Celluloid City, we spotlight some of…

Nuns Get Sapphic

We could take the easy way out and tell you Los Dictados del Fuego is a play about lesbian nuns set in 1667. That alone might be enough to make you want to see it. Just to clinch the deal, we should also mention the mother superior herself experiences a…

Nuns Get Sapphic

We could take the easy way out and tell you Los Dictados del Fuego is a play about lesbian nuns set in 1667. That alone might be enough to make you want to see it. Just to clinch the deal, we should also mention the mother superior herself experiences a…

Femmes and Futches

Imagine being in a roomful of sweaty, writhing women grinding against each other while an electro soundtrack fills your head with synth beats and ironic lyrics. Is that Elly Jackson from La Roux giving you the eye? Nah, it’s just some androgynous hottie with a red pompadour. But check out…

The Bohemia Room at Vlada Lounge Puts the Sex Back in Poetry

Most people associate open-mike poetry nights with tie-dye, sneaky hits from Pyrex bowls, crusty flip-flops, and the stink of patchouli. But the Bohemia Room at Vlada Lounge is the “Boom Boom Pow” version of those hippie nightmares. Sure, there’ll be some political ranting, but it’ll likely be followed by Marvin…

Mas Música, Maestro

If you’ve been to a neighborhood pachanga, imbibed lots of refajo, and danced bachata until dawn, you know that Colombians know how to party. Apparently, those lovable South American scamps also know how to throw down some sweet, orchestral maneuvers in the dark. Orquesta Filarmónica de Bogotá, led by Colombian…

For Better Word

Most people associate open-mike poetry nights with tie-dye, sneaky hits from Pyrex bowls, crusty flip-flops, and the stink of patchouli. But the Bohemia Room at Vlada Lounge is the “Boom Boom Pow” version of those hippie nightmares. Sure, there’ll be some political ranting, but it’ll likely be followed by Marvin…

Make Drag, Not War

For those of us needing a glamorous dose of drag while RuPaul’s Drag Race is on hiatus, or for those of us still recovering from the shock of Tyra being crowned last season’s winner (everyone knows Raven should have won), there’s a fierce and fabulous drag competition at Miami’s Club…

Catfight Caterwauls

Two years before Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare were born, the city of Madrid spawned Lope de Vega, one of the most prolific dramatists in theater history. Vega is credited with having penned 1,800 plays and 3,000 sonnets in his spare time, just to keep busy. Sure, they weren’t all…

Catfight Caterwauls

Two years before Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare were born, the city of Madrid spawned Lope de Vega, one of the most prolific dramatists in theater history. Vega is credited with penning 1,800 plays and 3,000 sonnets in his spare time, just to keep busy. Sure, they weren’t all gems,…

Catfight Caterwauls

Two years before Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare were born, the city of Madrid spawned Lope de Vega, one of the most prolific dramatists in theater history. Vega is credited with having penned 1,800 plays and 3,000 sonnets in his spare time, just to keep busy. Sure, they weren’t all…

Zouk, There It Is

Sometimes music needs to speak to you on an emotional and intellectual level so you can work out all the stress and angst you’ve built up throughout your day. Sometimes, though, you just want to zouk. And party you will when French-Caribbean band Kassav’ celebrates 30 years of making zouk…

Do the Right Thing

The jury is out on how far we’ve come since the stereotypical portrayal of African-Americans in D. W. Griffith’s controversial 1915 film, The Birth of a Nation, where black legislators lounged around barefoot, guzzled whiskey, and ate fried chicken. Yes, two movies about black teenagers, Precious and The Blind Side,…

Frame by Frame

You don’t need hallucinogenic drugs to experience other dimensions. Just ask Samuel Boutruche and Benjamin Moreau, the French duo that makes up Kolkoz. This art collective, an Art Basel favorite, likes to play with the concept of art as well as with people’s heads. Their previous installations include animated holiday…

Jackson Takes Action

Having been bestowed honors such as a John Steinbeck Award, an ASCAP Founders Award, the Harry Chapin Memorial Humanitarian Award, and even an honorary doctorate degree, Jackson Browne boasts a bio that reads more like that of a poet or philosopher than a folk rocker. But then again, Browne is…

Won’t You Be My Argentine?

If you like rock en español, chances are you know Gustavo Cerati. The former frontman of Soda Stereo, considered by many to be the best Latin rock band of all time and the patriarchal trio behind the sound of contemporary Latin rock, is coming to the Magic City to promote…