Museum Crashers

If you don’t have ten surplus Benjamins lying around, MAM has you covered with Crash the Ball, the MAM Ball afterparty (to the tune of $75 to $150 per ticket). Sure, you might not get to feast on the main course, but you can nosh on a plethora of desserts…

Art Meow-sel: O Cinema’s Purrfect Answer To Art Basel

Sometimes a title alone can inspire interest. (Think Naked Coeds or 1000 Faceplants You Don’t Want to Miss.) Such is the case with O Cinema’s week-long transmedia event, Art Meow-sel. Has a nice ring to it, no?Art Meow-sel exhibits include “Cat Art: The Good, The Bad, The Unbelievable & Other…

How Much Will You Pay For a Cup of Joe? Starbucks Introduces $7 Drink

You’d think Starbucks isn’t aware that our economy has tanked. The Seattle-based company has introduced a $7 cup of coffee – you know, just in case you have nothing to spend your money on, like say, oh, I don’t know… Your mortgage maybe? How about Christmas presents?The 16-ounce “grande” is…

Philly Restaurant Offers $26,000 Dinner: Bonus Designer Watch (Video)

Maybe the economy hasn’t tanked after all. How else can you explain shelling out $26,000 for dinner?hat’s how much it costs to enjoy La Castagne’s nine course truffle dinner for four. The Philadelphia restaurant conceptualized a dining event that is “the most extravagant and exclusive in the entire world,” according…

The Five Most Gag-Worthy Items on Oprah’s Favorite Things List

To honor the holidays, to gloat about how superior she is to everyone else, or in a display of early onset dimentia, Oprah has once again compiled a list of her favorite things — things normal people like her simply cannot love without.According to Oprah, she “picked and planned, tasted…

Putting the “Wee!” in Halloween

Miamians tend to be a bit jaded when it comes to Halloween, perhaps due in part to the fact that we see so many sexy cops, sexy nurses, sexy witches, and, well, just plain sex all year round. The Festival of Souls at Gulfstream Park is the perfect place to…

Last Call Pub Crawl’s Halloween Event in the Grove (Photos)

You would have thought his past Saturday was October 31 with all the costumed revelers in Coconut Grove as part of the Last Call Pub Crawl’s Halloween Crawl.The concept was simple: “Crawlers” hit a series of bars, usually four or five, all within walking distance of each other. One weekend…

Companies Spend $41 Billion To Keep Consumers In The Dark

There’s a bit of an uproar over California’s Proposition 37 scheduled for the November 6 ballot. Another twenty states are considering similar measures.It’s a simple proposition requiring that all genetically altered foods be labeled as such. Genetic modification can mean anything from manipulating the genes of a tomato to cloning…

The Halls of Terror: Terrifying Demon Clowns For a Good Cause

When brainstorming ideal haunted house locations, one of the last places you’d think of is Super Wheels (or Hot Wheels, as Miami natives in our 30s know it). And we have to admit that when we were given the assignment to review the Halls of Terror at Super Wheels, we…

Burger King Drive-Thru Stinks, Says Study. Locals Disagree.

According to a new study, Miami-based Burger King, has the worst drive-thru when it comes to service, speed, and accuracy.The study, conducted by QSR Magazine, is conducted annually and rates the drive-thrus of Chick-fil-A, Krystal, McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Wendy’s, and Burger King. Categories such as service time, order accuracy, wait…

Bad Girls Unite

This Saturday, baby mommas, ratchet-ass hos, skanky sweethearts, and trifling tricks will be trying their best to impress casting director Megan Sleeper for a chance at stardom via the Oxygen channel’s hit reality series, Bad Girls Club. Go on with your bad self this Saturday, October 13 at Bolivar Restaurant…

NJ Students Take to Facebook to Protest Healthy School Lunches

New Jersey high school students recently created a Facebook page to protest the new federal regulations requiring public schools to provide healthier lunches.As a parent, I am well aware of how unhealthy these lunches are. My daughter would come home and tell me all about the wretched food served in…

David Bernard Talks Tejo Wine Tasting Tomorrow At Smith & Wollensky

Wine enthusiasts can indulge in an all-you-can-drink wine tasting celebrating the wines of Portugal at Smith & Wollensky tomorrow, Wednesday, October 10. The Tejo Wine Tasting offers 100 distinct wines from Portugal’s Tejo region, a hilly place around the River Tagus.Tejo offers quite a variety, from easy-drinking reds, roses, and…