Since 1985, you’ve seen this abrasive magic/comedy duo everywhere — from Fear Factor to their successful Showtime and Emmy-nominated show Penn & Teller: Bullshit! to the pilot episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. And now you don’t need to turn on your television or buy a ticket to Sin City…
Were you aware that Penguin Awareness Day was yesterday? No? Well, the penguins got word that you forgot and they are mad. Don’t believe us? Look how they’re taking it out on the seals! Think about the seals! What about the seals??? Anyway, we talked to the penguins for you…
Okay, fine, Hello Kitty, Appletinis, maxi pads, and Lifetime movies starring Melissa Joan Hart are all things that are gag-worthy femme. But what if a gal wants to knock it down a notch and just be terribly girly? Miami’s Terribly Girly, a funky little photography studio in Wynwood that specializes…
For local poet Renda Writer, it all started with a swan. Not a pirouetting, stab-happy, Mila Kunis-obsessed black swan, but a white one, swimming in the middle of Central Park shortly after 9/11. And it was the curve of the bird’s neck that inspired Writer to write “Half Hearted,” a…
What does a nun, a hyena, bartending aliens, and Ted Danson have in common? Whoopi Goldberg. Caryn Elaine Johnson — who revealed last Saturday night that her stage name is a result of the comedienne “having a lot of gas” — has had quite a career. It’s been 30 years…
Despite the shaking, nipping, and the sad, sad look on your feline’s face once you’ve secured a tiny sombrero onto his head, dressing up your favorite four-legged friend is, well, fun. We say fully indulge in the impulse guilt free today because it’s National Dress Up Your Pet Day! Yup,…
First there was Marge’s Playboy spread and Simpson’s erotica spoolged all over the internet (who knew Bart has an Oedipus complex or Lisa has a landing strip?). Now LFP video (Larry Flynt Productions) — the same company that brought us the fine cinematic trilogy Inside My Panties 1, 2, and…
Whether your comedy taste involves straight-up slapstick with a side of sledge-hammered watermelon à la Gallagher or dark, clever, awkwardness spiked by silliness like Andy Kaufman’s Foreign Man singing the Mighty Mouse theme, two community theaters in Coral Gables currently have performances sure to tickle (be it with a feather…
Women do crazy things to feel sexy. In Burma, Kayan Lahwi women stack rings around their necks. From the 10th to early 20th Centuries, Chinese women bound their feet. In North America, ladies have been known to surgically insert large bags of saline into their chests. And if you’re a…
Women do crazy things to feel sexy. In Burma, Kayan Lahwi women stack rings around their necks. From the 10th to early 20th Centuries, Chinese women bound their feet. In North America, ladies have been known to surgically insert large bags of saline into their chests. And if you’re a…
Dear Kim Kardashian: There’s something that’s been bothering us about you lately. No, it’s not your budding “music” career, your fragrance, diet pill endorsements, or the fact that you’re famous for getting manicures, lunch, and having a nice ass. Nor is it because you’re such a shamless media whore that…
Have you always loved the play The Diary of Anne Frank but felt it was missing something — like a rubber chicken, whoopee cushion, or Hitler getting a pie in the face while Eva Braun slipped on a banana peel? Such was the thinking of performer Frannie Sheridan when she…
Thanks to demure, well-respected celebrities like Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, and Vanessa Hudgens, leaked celeb nudes are old hats. So why post about yet another one, involving a Jersey Shore cast member? Especially on this fine arts blog? Because this particular instance really sets our fingers aflame.According to an exclusive…
The wheels on the bus go round and round — much like the shape of LeAnn Rimes’ latest purchases (how do you like that for a simile?). Isn’t word play fun? But you know what’s not fun? Riding the bus. Especially during rush hour traffic when it takes almost an…
What do a nun, hyena, bartender alien, and Ted Danson have in common? Whoopi Goldberg. Caryn Elaine Johnson — the woman whose stage name is composed of a fart noise and fake surname her mother thought sounded Jewish-enough to make her a star — has had quite a career. Her…
While looking at porn, have you ever paused and thought, “Gee, this image of a girl licking some dude’s rear is super hot, but I wish it was a bit more artistic?” Well, you’re in luck. “Erotic Signatures,” an annual traveling exhibit that showcases the very best in fleshy art,…
After seven long years, a certain celebrity couple has felt the itch. The burgeoning rose that was the romance between Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin has wilted. “Well slap some aftershave on my prepubescent face and yell AHHH!” you say? You didn’t even know these two were together? Neither did…
Chilean coal miners and a BP oil spill? Who cares when 2010 also gave us BombShell McGee, a Palin dancing (if you want to call it that), a Kardashian giving birth, the Crying Rainbow dude, a three-dimensional Yogi Bear, a sandal/boot hybrid, Willow Smith’s hair whipping, and the dawning of…
Have you always loved the play The Diary of Anne Frank but felt like it was missing something? Maybe a rubber chicken? A whoopee cushion? Hitler getting pie-in-the-face or Eva Braun tripping on a banana peel? Such was the thinking of performer Frannie Sheridan. Well, sort of. Raised Catholic, nine-year-old…
Thanks to Jennifer Love Hewitt, we know that when one vajazzles it’s the fine art of bedazzling one’s vajayjay. So what’s Tajazzle? Well, it a three-part system that combines the act of adorning one’s lady business with keeping dry and tasting delicious. Yeah. And thanks to Gawker we got our…
First off, who knew Steve-O did stand-up? Secondly, who would’ve guessed a swarm of people would show up this past weekend, packing Coconut Grove’s Improv Comedy Club like this headliner would pack a port-o-potty with poo (and then roll down a hill inside of it), just to watch this Jackass…
Sure, you knew he once swallowed a goldfish live and then threw it up back into its bowl. And that he got the world’s dumbest tattoo (a self portrait with two thumbs up captioned with the words: “Yeah dude, I rock!”). But did you know Jackass’s Steve-O graduated from Ringling…
