Sure, people know Steve-O once swallowed a goldfish live and then threw it up back into its bowl. And the Jackass star got the world’s dumbest tattoo (a self portrait of himself with two thumbs up and the words “Yeah dude, I rock!”). But did you know that he’s a…
Margaret Cho sure has a purty mouth. She did spout out quite a few “I-really-like-to-give-head” jokes last Saturday night during her super raunchy show at the Fillmore Miami Beach, her latest stop on her Cho Dependent Tour. But that’s not all that Cho’s ball-sack-loving-orifice (“you can suck them in like…
Margaret Cho is like the Charlie Brown of comedy. Despite talent, a loyal cult following, and a knack for rocking a leather catsuit things never seem to go her way. She’s had bouts with anorexia and alcoholism, career disappointments, and even had her crotch cleaned by a man-woman named Gwen…
Margaret Cho is like the Charlie Brown of comedy. Despite talent and a loyal cult following, nothing ever seems to go her way. She had a badass stand-up routine in the early ’90s, which involved Cho wearing an ill-fitting leather cat suit while impersonating her uptight Korean mother unknowingly inhaling…
It’s hard not to love a Jersey/Miami-brewed comedian. Especially one that makes jokes about white people’s response to his black family skiing (“Are those bears?”) and being mistaken as smart because of his glasses (“You look like you went to college. No, I went to Pearl Vision.”). And after years…
When you think Hello Kitty, the mental montage probably goes something like this: Hallmark, eight-year-old girls, and a white cat with no mouth and exactly six whiskers. Notice that nowhere in that sequence are the words art or basel. Well, all of that is about to change when Sanrio celebrates…
When you think Hello Kitty, the mental montage probably goes something like this: Hallmark, eight-year-old girls, white cat with no mouth and exactly six whiskers, Mariah Carey, toilet, beer, douchebags, and this gun. Notice that nowhere in that sequence are the words art or basel. Well, all of that is…
Photo by Conrad VenturWhat happens when you get three funny ladies in the same room? Knock-knock joke about kittens, tampons, and feelings? Nah, more like Julie Klausner, Julie Klam, and Sascha Rothchild — three writers of the XX chromosome who gave an audience a complete core workout (suck on that,…
If you have a pulse, it’s hard not to appreciate comedian Kyle Grooms. Before stints on Chappelle’s Show, Last Comic Standing, and P. Diddy’s Bad Boys of Comedy, he honed his clever, observational sense of humor in the Magic City. He was the art director at Univision (how’s that for…
Miami’s vultures go to court
AMC killed Mad Men and rising from it’s corpse of a time slot is The Walking Dead, a show based on the comic series by Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore. Last Sunday’s episode was super helpful as it showed us how to escape a mall that’s surrounded by flesh-eating “walkers”…
Lisa Lampanelli, the insult comic dubbed “The Lovable Queen of Mean” and the belle of many celebrity roasts, is performing tomorrow night at the Fillmore Miami Beach. Cultist caught up with Lampanelli, as she lounged on a swooning couch at home in New York, to ask her a few mind-numbing/profound…
On the TV sitcom Hot in Cleveland, Betty White plays a sarcastic old coot who freaking loves herself a bedazzled jumpsuit. Her character’s name is Elka and interestingly enough, Betty in real life freaking loves herself some elk…and some hippo, monkey, ostrich, iguana, and any other furry, scaly, or feathered…
What does the Queen of Mean look like? Does she have a long and twisted nose complete with a single-haired mole? Does she sit in a tower constructed from the bones of panda cubs, laughing maniacally while stroking a fluffy white cat? Do you envision her consuming that fluffy white…
Coconut Grove ghost tour: Real or nonsense?
photo via tiswango FlckrOK, ladies, we get it. Halloween is the one time of the year when you can dress like a hooker and actually get insulted when someone offers you money for sex. It’s all good. You’re entitled to express your sexuality any way you see fit. The only…
Flickr CC JingDianMeinvWho you calling big-boned?A lot of us look like pears. We have thin torsos, wide hips, and thighs that can crack a walnut. That’s because our bodies are full of pears, walnuts, and, on occasion, alright, we’ll admit it, peanut M&Ms. And burritos. For those of us who…
So you’ve filmed a kitten sleeping in a teacup, set it on fire, and performed a choreographed dance with your drunk uncle to a Justin Bieber song behind the inferno. Then you uploaded it to YouTube and got a bunch of diggs, but now PETA is pounding on the door…
Gator hunting, Loon-style
Keanu Reeves has plenty to be sad about. He was in a Paula Abdul video, he’s Canadian, and he attended the Keanu Reeves School for Acting. And despite what George Carlin said, Wyld Stallyns’ music never spurred a worldwide utopia. But c’mon, Keanu! You can’t even crack a smile when…
How do you make an Alton Brown? The basic recipe includes 2.5 ounces of nerdy yet delightfully quirky wit, a tomato, an evil twin brother named B.A., a dash of sodium chloride, and a hosting gig on Iron Chef America. Mix well, store in an airtight container, and while you…
Flickr CC Richard DrdulSure, you’ve laughed at cyclists’ bulge-hugging Spandex shorts, rolled your eyes when they use the street inches from the sidewalk, and if you’re a certain Latin pop star, you’ve even gotten drunk, hit them, and then driven off with their bike still lodged in your front fender…
