You’ve certainly seen Wanda Sykes everywhere from Curb Your Enthusiasm, to Evan Almighty, The New Adventures of Old Christine, and to her most brilliant role to date Biggie Shortie in Pootie Tang. She has a distinctive sense of humor, both blunt and clever. Fri., March 4, 8 p.m., 2011…
You’ve seen him alongside Snoop Dogg and Method Man in Soul Plane, with Chris Rock and Tracy Morgan in Death at a Funeral, and getting all kinds of rowdy after being denied a hook-up in The 40 Year Old Virgin. And obviously you want to see much more of Kevin…
Adam Carolla was the Pinky to Dr. Drew’s Brain on Loveline, drunkenly watched girls bounce on trampolines with Jimmy Kimmel in The Man Show, and is the voice of the The Adam Carolla Show. Thu., March 3, 8 p.m., 2011…
Locals, Mad Cat Theater Company will present “The Preservation Society”. written and directed by Paul Tei who you may have seen on as seen on Burn Notice as Barry the Money Launderer and on Zeke & Luther as Eddie Coletti. The play focuses on Polly Chekhov, a Hollywood, CA comedy…
Who the fu(ck)nny are the Have-Nots? According to their co-founder, Jay Mays, “we are, without a doubt, the funniest comics you’ve never heard of before.” The comedy group was founded in May 2010, when Mays and fellow local comedian Dominic Perenzin met during a gig at Sweat Record’s monthly stand-up…
According to the Sun, Glenn “Bunny Boiler” Close has apparently beat out Catherine Zeta Jones and Robin Williams (who apparently loves dressing in drag and speaking in a British accent) for one of the most coveted roles in Hollywood — Susan Boyle.Frumpy, caterpillar-eye-browed, Pebbles-the-cat-loving Susan Boyle rose to international fame…
Comedian Doug Benson has a beard, smokes lots of weed (he even starred in Super High Me), and sits on a throne while interrupting people in the TV show The Benson Interruption. Sounds like a charmer, huh? Well, he kind of is. Just check out some of his Tweets: “They…
Who the fu(ck)nny are the Have-Nots? According to their co-founder, Jay Mays, “we are, without a doubt, the funniest comics you’ve never heard of before.” The comedy group was founded in May 2010, when Mays and fellow local comedian Dominic Perenzin met during a gig at Sweat Record’s monthly stand-up…
In part I of our interview with Andrew Dice Clay, the comedian managed to come across like an egotistical sexist pig who won’t mellow out for anybody. Part II is filled with even more diatribes. Luckily, Clay isn’t afraid to throw a few fellow comedians under his Ford Fairlane or…
Sure, this upcoming March you can giggle at the fluorescent ecstasy-influenced ensembles that sweep across the beach during Winter Music Conference. And you can secretly snicker at the snooty truffle-oil-and-saffron sect with their fancy palates and out-of-state license plates as they throw down ridiculous amounts of flow during the South…
Comedian Doug Benson has a beard, smokes lots of weed (he even starred in Super High Me), and sits on a throne while interrupting people in the TV show The Benson Interruption. Sounds like a charmer, huh? Well, he kind of is. Just check out some of his Tweets: “They…
The 135th Annual Westminster Kennel Club All Breed Dog Show is being held today, and in case you’ve been living under a rock or never bothered to watch any of Christopher Guest’s mockumentaries, it’s a two-day, all-breed poochpoloza held at Madison Square Garden, showing off the best in each breed.Sure,…
Remember Andrew Dice Clay? No? C’mon! You know, the Dice Man — he’s the Brooklyn Jew who dresses like Mr. T except with the gall to wear sunglasses indoors. He was the only comedian in history to sell out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row! And he’s got…
Did you hear about the ninja-like granny from Northampton, England? She beat down six sledgehammer-toting hipsters on mopeds with her handbag while the gang of burglars attempted to break into a jewelry store (video posted below). Shortly after the pocketbook-pounding, the old broad disappeared, like a super hero into the…
Remember Andrew Dice Clay? No? C’mon! You know, the Dice Man — he’s the Brooklyn Jew who dresses like Mr. T except with the gall to wear sunglasses indoors. Still doesn’t ring a bell? But he was the only comedian in history to sell out Madison Square Garden two nights…
The Price is Right must not air in Canada. Because if it did, Canadians would not only know the retail value of a jet ski, but they’d also know the Tao of Bob Barker: Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered. According to this YouTube video…
Counterculture has coddled some of us cynics with the lovely idea that Valentine’s Day is just a corporate holiday mandated by Hallmark (which will totally order a hit on your ass, via Betty White with a Hello Kitty gat, if you don’t buy one of their recordable storybooks STAT). But…
Raunchy, quick, and refreshingly honest, Jennifer Coolidge — the hilarious character actress you know from American Pie, Legally Blonde, and Best in Show who we interviewed earlier this week — took the stage at the Miami Improv last night to tackle her most fascinating role to date, herself. And after…
What does MILF stand for again? Murder Is Legal in Florida? Manic Iguanas Lobotomize Fairies? Madonna Inhales Latino Farts? Though that last one is probably true, it’s not the one etched into our psyche thanks to the astounding cougar hotness that was Jennifer Coolidge in American Pie. And in addition…
In honor of our Artopia party on February 10, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.24. Aurora Natrix When the budding British pinup model Aurora Natrix first walked into South Miami’s…
It’s believed that Ernest Hemingway wrote the first chapter of Old Man and the Sea while on the toilet. Kanye West has admitted to writing rhymes (hopefully on his MacBook Air IN ALL CAPS) while sitting on his porcelain throne. But what about the lesser known pieces of literature and…
What does MILF stand for again? Murder Is Legal in Florida? Manic Iguanas Lobotomize Fairies? Madonna Inhales Latino Farts? Although that last interpretation is probably true, it’s not the one etched into our psyche thanks to the astounding cougar hotness that was Jennifer Coolidge in American Pie. And in addition…
