Party On

Elsewhere on this site, you can read about Wynwood’s new Thursday-night art walk, organized partly in response to the raging, crowded party that the neighborhood’s Second Saturday Art Walk has become. Critics complain that Second Saturdays attract partiers, not art lovers, people who are more interested in boozing at the…

Win Free Tickets to Metamorphoses at the Arsht Center This Thursday

Eros. Narcissus. Psyche. Midas. The myths of Ovid live on in our everyday language, centuries after the Roman poet first composed them. And this weekend at the Arsht Center, they’re living on the stage, too. Metamorphoses, playwright Mary Zimmerman’s series of vignettes inspired by the works of Ovid, opens tomorrow…

Ten Signs You’re Not From Miami

There are about a million types of people in Miami: billionaires and day laborers, porn stars and conservative Jews, and just about every nationality on the planet. But when you really think about it, there are just two kinds of people in this town: The ones who are from Miami,…

Miley Cyrus Spoofs Miami Morning Talk Shows on SNL

Mornin’, Miami! Did you party too hard at III Points this weekend? Drink your sorrows away after the Dolphins’ loss yesterday? Or do you just hate mornings? If you’re dragging this a.m., then congratulations — you have something in common with Miley Cyrus. On Saturday Night Live last weekend, Cyrus…

Vagabond Motel to Open During Art Basel, Host Exhibits

Of the retro-looking motels that line the strip of Biscayne Boulevard between 54th and 79th Streets, the Vagabond Motel is the most impressive. Or, rather, it was; in recent years, the property was better known for its graffiti’d up walls than for being, as Curbed Miami described it, “the most…

Party Yourself Healthy

Inside Grand Central nightclub, the lights are dim and the music is pulsing. On the dance floor, beat freaks jump, bounce, and flail to the rhythms of a live DJ. In the corners of the room, onlookers belly up to the bar and sip their drinks. Every so often, the…

Ride the Nu-Wave

Sure, Miami’s an EDM-heavy, beat freak haven. But that hasn’t scared off other styles of music, especially those with close ties to the Magic City’s Latin culture. Just ask the folks behind the Cuba Nu-Wave Festival, bringing four multitalented musicians to the Gusman Center this Saturday to kick it, Cuban…

Vivid Live Opening Weekend: Your Guide to the Sex, Stars, and Sports

Just when you thought Miami couldn’t get any sexier and/or seedier, here comes Vivid Live, a strip club branded by Vivid Entertainment, known for distributing the celebrity sex tapes of Kim Kardashian, Farrah Abraham, and others. The club opens this weekend with fanfare usually reserved for Hollywood movie premieres. On…

Win Free Tickets to the Cuba Nu-Wave Festival

Sure, Miami’s an EDM-heavy, beat freak haven. But that hasn’t scared off other styles of music, especially those with close ties to the Magic City’s Latin culture. Just ask the folks behind the Cuba Nu-Wave Festival, bringing four multitalented musicians to the Gusman Center this Saturday to kick it, Cuban…