MasterMind Awards 2014: Win $1,000 and a City-Wide Arts Showcase

In less than a month, Miami will explode with the annual arts extravaganza that is Art Basel. But that’s not the only reason to up your cultural game before the new year. New Times’ annual MasterMind Awards are returning as well, offering grants and exposure to creatives all across the…

Should Miami Movie Theaters Adopt a Feminist Rating System?

Hollywood, like most other industries in the U.S., has a woman problem. The ratio of male to female characters in films is two to one, making it twice as difficult for lady actors to land a role as their male counterparts. When women do snag a little screen time, they’re…

Florida Is “Penis Gun Freakyland,” According to Australia

It’s official. Everybody hates Florida. Sure, the state has long been on U.S. liberals’ shit lists. Fans of voters’ rights haven’t been too impressed with us recently either. Nor have civil rights advocates, or anybody interested in keeping his face attached to the front of his skull. But just in…

Halloween 2013: The Ten Best Costumes on Lincoln Road

Of all the places to be on Halloween in Miami, South Beach’s Lincoln Road has historically been both the most crowded and the most flamboyant. And this year was no exception. Revelers crowded the walking mall in costumes ranging from pop culture inspirations to freak show fashion. Here are our…

The X-Rated Run Now Lets Girls Run for Free (As Long As They Bring a Date)

Porn stars, dominatrixes, something called a “G-String Crawl” — these are not things most people would consider enjoying alongside their committed romantic partner. But the X-Rated Run that’s launching in Florida this March wants to change that. In fact, organizers are offering a “girls run free” discount to couples participating…

Such Great Heights

Children might not seem like the ideal actors to perform in In the Heights, the Tony award-winning musical about the lives of an ensemble of characters living in New York City’s Dominican-American neighborhood of Washington Heights. But the Miami Children’s Theater troupe aren’t just any kids; many have graduated from…

Dave Barry’s New Book Accidentally Advocates for NAMBLA

Dave Barry is a very funny man. South Floridians have spent years reading and laughing through his columns and published books. And through local appearances and charity events, Barry has earned a ton of goodwill in the Miami community. In fact, he’s probably the only man in the state of…

Inside Zaha Hadid’s One Thousand Museum Tower: Trippy Ceiling Art

From the outside, Zaha Hadid’s One Thousand Museum condo may look like a sleek, futuristic tower with a Spider-Man-esque exoskeleton. On the inside, however, the design is less tough insect, and more swirly Alice in Wonderland. This weekend, New Times received renderings previewing the inside of Hadid’s downtown project, featuring…

Attention, Hialeah: Bang With Friends Is Now Called DOWN

Dear residents of Hialeah, This morning, we’d like to call your attention to some very important news that will directly affect your daily life. And, in particular, your sexytimes. Bang With Friends, the app you Hialeahans use more than people anywhere else in the state of Florida, is no longer…

The Ten Worst Miami-Inspired Halloween Costumes

OMG you guys, did you know that people from Miami are all Botoxed, Spanglish-speaking club kids? Unless they’re tourists, who are all cultureless walking sunburns from the Midwest. Or old people, who all wear hilarious old-people clothes like muumuus and knee socks. Enough already. It’s easy to think of Miami…

If You Attack Michael Bay, He Will Straight Up Drop Your Ass

Reports surfaced yesterday that movie director Michael Bay — the Miami-lovin’ man who directed the movie adaptation of the New Times story Pain & Gain, made Megan Fox famous, and, like a cruel yet determined supervillain, inflicts movie theaters across America with a new Transformers sequel every year or two…

Banksy Punks NYC, Sells His Art on the Street for $60

In an exclusive Village Voice interview last week, street artist Banksy explained his struggles with issues of art and commerce. But in his residency in New York City, during which the anonymous stenciler plans to create a new work on each day in October, he’s doing more than just talking…