The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

OMG turkey. OMG stuffing. OMG all the pie. If your Thanksgiving was anything like ours, you won’t want to eat for the next week. (Which is convenient, actually, since your schedule’s gonna be too packed with Art Basel parties for you to even think about food.) If you’re still feeling…

This Thanksgiving, Give Thanks for New Times‘ MasterMind Awards

There are so many reasons to be thankful you live in Miami: the weather (well, usually), the killer food, the damn-near naked people strolling down the beach. And, of course, the thriving cultural scene that grows and evolves with each new day. If you’re reading this blog, you’re likely a…

Alex Gartenfeld, Contemporary Genius

Alex Gartenfeld’s art career began, like so many others, on Canal Street in New York City. Unlike most curators, however, Gartenfeld launched his career out of his own stereotypically cozy New York apartment. “It was a cramped, tiny place on Canal, which at the time was a really central art…

Kareem Tabsch, Miami’s Hitchcock

At 10 years old, when most boys his age were obsessed with He-Man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Kareem Tabsch couldn’t get enough of PBS. “I was that odd kid who started watching things for a much, much older audience than I was,” Tabsch laughs. “My parents were like, ‘That’s…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Miami? Overrated? According to HuffPo yesterday, there’s nothing to do in the 305 but throw back overpriced club cocktails and sweat. Which is weird, because we found this whole entire list of super-fun things to do this weekend — none of them involving 5 a.m. untz-untzing. Two of music’s biggest…

Miami Named the Eighth Most Overrated Place in the World

Miami’s not perfect. Of course it’s not. Is life expensive here? Sure. Does hurricane season suck? Occasionally. Are these two things enough to warrant being placed at number eight on a list of the world’s most overrated places? Hell no. But somebody better tell that to the Huffington Post, which…

Make Like the Lorax

As environmentalists go, the Lorax is pretty much the gold standard. The Dr. Seuss character who “speaks for the trees” stands against greedy industry and the destruction of natural settings — even when it’s for the production of Thneeds, which, of course, everyone needs. So it’s safe to say the…

Miami Book Fair 2013’s Best Authors

How many books could you read in 30 years? Five hundred? Three thousand? Could you break into the six figures? No matter your estimate, Miami Book Fair International likely has you beat. In its three-decade run, MBFI has featured about 7,500 authors promoting countless books — and that’s just in…

Dwyane Wade Is Getting His Own TV Sitcom on Fox

You’re probably already sold on Dwyane Wade’s basketball skills. If you’re a superfan, you may have also bought some accessories from his lines of ties and socks. Perhaps you’ve read his memoir, A Father First. If you’ve done all those things and are still hungry for more #3, D-Wade has…

American Apparel Will Sell NADA Miami Beach Clothing During Art Basel

Marina Abramovic. Andy Warhol. Banksy. Dov Charney. One of these things is not like the others, and that thing is Charney, the provocative, perpetually molester-glasses wearing American Apparel founder and CEO. He’s known as much for the claims of sexual harassment against him as he is for fostering the modern…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Meow listen up, everybody. You may think you’re enjoying your last stress-free moments before the holidays. You may think you’re doing the responsible thing, resting up before Art Basel rears its expertly curated head. You may think you can just sit on your couch all weekend watching Scandal on Hulu…

Miami Book Fair International 2013: The Ten Best Events

The books are back, y’all. The Miami Book Fair International kicks off its 30th anniversary edition this Sunday, bringing the literary arts’ biggest names to Miami Dade College’s Wolfson Campus for a full week of readings, conversations, and the kind of shopping splurges that’ll have you browsing the aisles at…

SEVEN Miami, Art Basel Satellite Fair, Canceled for 2013

For years, gallerists have complained that development in Wynwood has raised real estate prices and crowded the local marketplace, making it difficult for arts organizations to run a successful business in the area. Now, the problem has spread to Art Basel week fairs, too. That’s according to Joe Amrhein, owner…

Caribbean Wives of South Florida: A Bravo Ripoff With Island Flavor

Miami’s racial diversity isn’t celebrated nearly enough. The Magic City’s widely known as a town of Cubans, but what about the large groups of other ethnicities that call South Florida home? Name just about any place on the map, and you’ll find a robust minority group, from Canadians and Russians…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Nature: She’s kind of a dick, right? Admit it. In most other parts of the country, people are stressing about their carbon footprints while admiring the changing colors of the leaves and stocking up on cozy sweaters for the winter. Here in Miami, meanwhile, it can be hard to love…