Tanlines Covets Rick Ross’s Towel Guy and So Should You

See also “Rick Ross Smokes His Weight in Jamaican Weed: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown”  and “Will ‘All of Me’ by Tanlines Become the New Macarena?”   How do you know when you’ve achieved Bawse status like Rick Ross? Is it when your swimming pool has more bad bitches in it…

Will “All of Me” by Tanlines Become the New Macarena?

When Tanlines’ Jesse Cohen and Eric Emm bring their catchy, danceable pop to Bardot on Thursday, it’s a given they’ll be playing latest single, “All of Me.” The song is an earworm and the video, directed by The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barrett, has its own very odd dance. So does…

Madonna’s Midlife Crisis on Video: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

No, Madonna. No. The 53-year-old pop star’s new video for “Turn Up the Radio” is terrifying. And this has nothing to do with some outmoded idea that women shouldn’t be sexual when they, like Madonna, are only a couple months younger than Alaska’s statehood. No. What’s wrong with this video…

Gunplay Quits Cocaine, “Now I Just Pop a Molly, F#$% It”

The hip-hop lifestyle doesn’t always lend itself to clean living. Especially not when the faucets run Cîroc and a single feature spot buys 30,000 Doritos Locos tacos. Rick Ross’s longtime rap bud Gunplay is having a great couple of years, stepping out from the Carol City Cartel to release some…

Filmmaker Gets Even with Ex-Boyfriends in What’s Revenge

Ever dated a girl named Erica? Better watch your back. You could be one of her several ex-boyfriends who has a film crew plotting her revenge right now. Miami-grown film producer Camila de Onis is producing what she’s calling the world’s first docu-vengeance, a documentary in which she and director…

Best Coast Makes Talking Cat Wishes Come True at Grand Central, July 10

See also the 35-photo slideshow of Best Coast at Grand Central and “Best Coast’s Guide to Local Eats Across America” Best Coast With Those Darlins Grand Central, Miami July 10, 2012 Better Than: The second Best Coast? “I hate the ocean,” Best Coast frontwoman Bethany Cosentino confessed from Grand Central’s…

Best Coast’s Guide to Local Eats Across America

See also “Best Coast Ranks Other Coasts, Survives Slayer Riot, Can’t Punch Out Glenn Danzig.” A growing band’s got to eat unless it wants to worry its mother sick. Fortunately, as Best Coast wiggles its way towards Grand Central on July 10, the duo is eating all sorts of strange…