Flowers, Not Bullets

Here’s how Catholicism works: Before you give up chocolate, meat, or reality TV for Lent, you get to have a big hedonistic carnival. Oh, you crazy papists! And one of the most famous carnivals in the world, Colombia’s Carnaval de Barranquilla, best known for its energetic La Batalla de Flores…

We Like to Watch

This year’s Oscars seem to be about having twice the fun. There are ten Best Picture nominations instead of five, and now there will be two wisecracking hosts, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, instead of one dancing Hugh Jackman. The show also runs the risk of running twice as long,…

Oscar-Nominated Film Closes Festival

Two of MIFF’s hot tickets are films that festival director Tiziana Finzi picked months ago and were recently nominated for the Oscar’s Best Foreign Language Picture. Asked which of the two she thought would win, Finzi explained: “The Secret in Their Eyes is closer to the American blockbuster. For me,…

Oscar-Nominated The Milk of Sorrow plays at MIFF

Two of MIFF’s hot tickets are films that festival director Tiziana Finzi picked months ago and were recently nominated for the Oscar’s Best Foreign Language Picture. Asked which of the two she thought would win, Finzi explained: “The Secret in Their Eyes is closer to the American blockbuster. For me,…

Oscar-nominated The Milk of Sorrow plays at MIFF

Two hot Miami Film Festival tickets are works that festival director Tiziana Finzi selected months ago but recently received Oscar nominations for Best Foreign Language Picture. Asked which of the two she thought would win, Finzi explains, “The Secret in Their Eyes is closer to the American blockbuster. For me,…

Knockin’ Balls

We’ve finally found it! A sport for the lazy that actually reeks of high-class refinement. Invented by a rheumatic Frenchie who didn’t want to run after a ball, pétanque is deliciously played while standing still. In the same vein as lawn bowling, bocce, or boules, the point is to come…

The Highs and Lows of the Miami Israel Film Festival

Right on the heels of the Miami Jewish Film Festival, the 24th annual Israel Film Festival (the Miami edition) starts tonight and runs through February 25th. It opens with A Matter of Size, the same movie that opened the Miami Jewish Film Festival, a prime choice because it took home…

Around Town This Weekend: Get Your V-Day On

Fifty percent of you will claim Valentine’s Day is an invention of Hallmark; the other half of you will pitch a fit when flowers don’t arrive. We’re not naming genders here, you know who you are. Whether you feel jipped and jaded about this weekend’s holidays or swoon-able and sentimental,…

Grand Ole Opry

Somewhere in Switzerland, physicists are making two beams of subatomic particles called hadrons travel in opposite directions inside an accelerator, gaining energy with every lap. When the beams eventually collide, these eggheads think they will have re-created the conditions just after the Big Bang. We think we know of a…

They Might Still Be Giants

Make a little birdhouse in your soul. It was good advice in 1990, before Kurt Cobain came along and told us something smelled like teen spirit, and we all went wild. They Might Be Giants could be considered the OCR (original college rockers), achieving fame via campus gigs and college…

Neighborhood Watch

Oscar nominators clearly have a soft spot for Israel. In the past two years, both Beaufort and Waltz With Bashir were contenders but not winners. This year’s Israeli film Ajami just might win, though. The unscripted dialogue is mostly in Arabic; it was codirected by Israeli and Arab-Israeli filmmakers, Yaron…

Bare-Naked Lady

Never mind that she picked herself up from being the poor daughter of a washerwoman and became the “toast of Paris”; that she was the first African-American female superstar; that she smuggled intelligence to the Nazi resistance in coded sheet music; that she adopted 12 multiethnic orphans, whom she called…

Let’s Get Lost

Every day, you fight the temptation as you make that final turn into your job’s parking lot. The temptation to rev the gas and snake down the peninsula over the Seven Mile Bridge toward the desolate Dry Tortugas in search of anonymity laced first with a little speed. And for…

Das Muse

David Bowie showed up for the Ziggy Stardust cover shoot with a Marlene Dietrich photo book in hand. And he wasn’t the only one inspired by this German film star whose look was steeped in the theatrics of the drag balls of 1920s Berlin. Director Josef von Sternberg centered his…

Comedian Johnny Trabs and His Nuts Win Comedy Derby

In a city where pythons explode after snacking on alligators and robbers break into the wrong house and rough up abuelos instead of drug lords, you’d expect stand-up comics to be growing out of the sandy soil like weeds. Instead, the local comedy scene often seems as quiet as the…

Around Town This Weekend: The Super Bowl Edition

Can you smell that? The Super Bowl has arrived.FridayEats, Beats and Cleats Festival: You’re late. This Lincoln Road Super Bowl party started yesterday. But you can still catch Jaime Foxx at the Fillmore tonight, NFL athletes playing instruments tomorrow (yes, really), and a giant tailgate party on Lincoln and Euclid…

Get ‘Em While They’re Hot: Artopia Tickets!

We all had that rich friend growing up, the one with an elevator in his house, a pet tiger, and the parents who rented a Ferris wheel for his birthday parties. Well, that spoiled brat is all grown up, and he keeps throwing outrageous soirees. This year, he’s hired stone-faced…