Lord of the Ants

We don’t need an excuse to frolic outside this time of year. And it’s especially difficult to ignore the call of fresh air when the DWNTWN concert series books a lively band. Celebrate the end of another workweek with a performance by Bachaco at the Tina Hills Pavilion at Bayfront…

Segundo City

Every time Stephen Colbert goes home to South Carolina, he becomes an elderly black woman named Shirley. At least that was his shtick at Second City’s 50th anniversary reunion show, where he and other alumni got back to their sketch comedy roots. Often called the “Harvard of humor,” the Chicago…

Ain’t Easy Being Green

Miami is not known for its extensive Irish-American population. So this week, don’t expect rivers to be dyed green in honor of the patron saint of Ireland. But in the wake of last year’s South Park-inspired “Kick a Ginger Day,” we should all eat corned beef and drink green beer…

Gone Green

Miami is not known for its extensive Irish-American population. So this week, don’t expect rivers to be dyed green in honor of the patron saint of Ireland. But in the wake of last year’s South Park-inspired “Kick a Ginger Day,” we should all eat corned beef and drink green beer…

End Days of Indie Flicks

As the Miami International Film Festival winds down this week, there are still some choice movies we think you should see. Why go to a festival screening and not a blockbuster such as Shutter Island? Because the fest films are so new, so interesting, and so different that some of…

Baby-Size Gaga

Somebody must have poured water on fame monster Lady Gaga, ’cause that gremlin of an entertainer has multiplied. Well, that’s not actually how it happened. Once upon a time, there was a little person named Terra Jole (stay with us), who paid her rent throwing Vegas shows as Mini Britney…

Escobar Tales

As the Miami International Film Festival winds down this week, there are still some choice movies we think you should see. Why go to a festival screening and not a blockbuster such as Shutter Island? Because the fest films are so new, so interesting, and so different that some of…

Hearts Grow Fonder

Obama eased travel restrictions to Cuba, but the country 90 miles south still remains an enigma to most Americans. Its proximity and mystery inspired Minnesota composer Sage Lewis to create a multimedia production — The Closest Farthest Away (La Extrañable Lejania) — that would make this paradox of distance visible…

Miami Free Times: Dietrich, Fossils, and Tutu

Monday:  We can’t believe it either. The posh W Hotel is hosting a free screening of Blonde Venus, staring Marlene Dietrich, as part of their “Dive-In” series with the Miami Beach Cinematheque.Tuesday: We think you need to chill out, you of the 6th most miserable city in America. Clear your…

Light Box at Goldman Warehouse: Secure Your Office Space

For the last four years, the Goldman Warehouse on 26th Street in the Wynwood Arts District was being used as an annex museum and storage space for the permanent collection of the Museum of Contemporary Art in North Miami. MOCA decided not to renew their lease last fall in order…

Locust Projects: Patronize Yourself Tonight

It’s time to get ultra-protective about Miami’s venues, galleries, and event spaces. There’s a bad trend going on: Upper Eastside Garden is closing; Wallflower might be on its way out too. So now’s the time to grab hold of spaces like Locust Projects and shove them under your wing.Now twelve…

Tour de Froth

Cyclists are snobby enough. With their commitment to fitness and knowledge that their chosen mode of transport didn’t contribute to any wars in the Middle East, bikers are hard-core idealists, risking life and limb for a chance to get there on two man-powered wheels. So it’s fitting they also demand…

Ladies’ Man

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown is the title of one of Pedro Almodóvar’s most popular films, but it could very well be the title of most of the works in his oeuvre. And his 1993 Kika — a satire of exploitive television, with shocking scenes of rape,…

West, Meet East

History tells us that over the centuries, people have been inspired to take off across the world in hot pursuit of two things: God and spices. Portuguese explorers sailed all the way around the tip of Africa to get to India and its turmeric, so we don’t want to hear…

Flack and Proud

Whereas songbird Nina Simone relied heavily on blues and jazz, Roberta Flack brought more folk to the table — perhaps a reflection of her first album coming out so close to the summer of ’69 — as well as groove-heavy Southern soul, showing some of her North Carolina roots. If…

Gangster’s Paradise

According to the boob tube, Miami is where the lawless hide out to strike like gators crouching in the saw grass. It’s been the backdrop to a machine-gun-wielding Tony Montana, crime-fighting playboys Crockett and Tubbs, and more recently, Dexter as he hacks into another victim; it’s even hosted the hookers…