End Days of Indie Flicks

As the Miami International Film Festival winds down this week, there are still some choice movies we think you should see. Why go to a festival screening and not a blockbuster such as Shutter Island? Because the fest films are so new, so interesting, and so different that some of…

Baby-Size Gaga

Somebody must have poured water on fame monster Lady Gaga, ’cause that gremlin of an entertainer has multiplied. Well, that’s not actually how it happened. Once upon a time, there was a little person named Terra Jole (stay with us), who paid her rent throwing Vegas shows as Mini Britney…

Escobar Tales

As the Miami International Film Festival winds down this week, there are still some choice movies we think you should see. Why go to a festival screening and not a blockbuster such as Shutter Island? Because the fest films are so new, so interesting, and so different that some of…

Hearts Grow Fonder

Obama eased travel restrictions to Cuba, but the country 90 miles south still remains an enigma to most Americans. Its proximity and mystery inspired Minnesota composer Sage Lewis to create a multimedia production — The Closest Farthest Away (La Extrañable Lejania) — that would make this paradox of distance visible…

Lord of the Ants

We don’t need an excuse to frolic outside this time of year. And it’s especially difficult to ignore the call of fresh air when the DWNTWN concert series books a lively band. Celebrate the end of another workweek with a performance by Bachaco at the Tina Hills Pavilion at Bayfront…

Segundo City

Every time Stephen Colbert goes home to South Carolina, he becomes an elderly black woman named Shirley. At least that was his shtick at Second City’s 50th anniversary reunion show, where he and other alumni got back to their sketch comedy roots. Often called the “Harvard of humor,” the Chicago…

Ain’t Easy Being Green

Miami is not known for its extensive Irish-American population. So this week, don’t expect rivers to be dyed green in honor of the patron saint of Ireland. But in the wake of last year’s South Park-inspired “Kick a Ginger Day,” we should all eat corned beef and drink green beer…

Gone Green

Miami is not known for its extensive Irish-American population. So this week, don’t expect rivers to be dyed green in honor of the patron saint of Ireland. But in the wake of last year’s South Park-inspired “Kick a Ginger Day,” we should all eat corned beef and drink green beer…

Miami Free Times: Dietrich, Fossils, and Tutu

Monday:  We can’t believe it either. The posh W Hotel is hosting a free screening of Blonde Venus, staring Marlene Dietrich, as part of their “Dive-In” series with the Miami Beach Cinematheque.Tuesday: We think you need to chill out, you of the 6th most miserable city in America. Clear your…

Light Box at Goldman Warehouse: Secure Your Office Space

For the last four years, the Goldman Warehouse on 26th Street in the Wynwood Arts District was being used as an annex museum and storage space for the permanent collection of the Museum of Contemporary Art in North Miami. MOCA decided not to renew their lease last fall in order…

Locust Projects: Patronize Yourself Tonight

It’s time to get ultra-protective about Miami’s venues, galleries, and event spaces. There’s a bad trend going on: Upper Eastside Garden is closing; Wallflower might be on its way out too. So now’s the time to grab hold of spaces like Locust Projects and shove them under your wing.Now twelve…

We Like to Watch

This year’s Oscars seem to be about having twice the fun. There are ten Best Picture nominations instead of five, and now there will be two wisecracking hosts, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, instead of one dancing Hugh Jackman. The show also runs the risk of running twice as long,…

Oscar-Nominated Film Closes Festival

Two of MIFF’s hot tickets are films that festival director Tiziana Finzi picked months ago and were recently nominated for the Oscar’s Best Foreign Language Picture. Asked which of the two she thought would win, Finzi explained: “The Secret in Their Eyes is closer to the American blockbuster. For me,…

Oscar-Nominated The Milk of Sorrow plays at MIFF

Two of MIFF’s hot tickets are films that festival director Tiziana Finzi picked months ago and were recently nominated for the Oscar’s Best Foreign Language Picture. Asked which of the two she thought would win, Finzi explained: “The Secret in Their Eyes is closer to the American blockbuster. For me,…

Oscar-nominated The Milk of Sorrow plays at MIFF

Two hot Miami Film Festival tickets are works that festival director Tiziana Finzi selected months ago but recently received Oscar nominations for Best Foreign Language Picture. Asked which of the two she thought would win, Finzi explains, “The Secret in Their Eyes is closer to the American blockbuster. For me,…

Knockin’ Balls

We’ve finally found it! A sport for the lazy that actually reeks of high-class refinement. Invented by a rheumatic Frenchie who didn’t want to run after a ball, pétanque is deliciously played while standing still. In the same vein as lawn bowling, bocce, or boules, the point is to come…