Let’s face the facts: This is the last weekend to cram everything in before some of us go into “Basel Hibernation” and before some of us turn into Basel Butterflies. Miami’s art scene is already beginning to burst at the lady seams all over the Wynwood, Design District and South…
In 2008, Bourbon Steak, located on the ground lobby of the Turnberry Isle Hotel & Resort in Aventura served greater Miami the finest upscale steakhouse its seen in ages. In 2011, it was named one of Miami’s top five steakhouses by New Times. We’ve told you about their jerk chicken,…
There’s a 22-year-old South Dakota native on the loose in South Beach, and she likes to pick fights. She goes by “McFierce.” Paige McPherson isn’t some crazed bar brawler, though; in the tae kwon do arena, she’s one of the world’s best, wreaking havoc on opponents at the 2012 Summer…
If you’re like any sane person in this universe, bacon is one of your favorite foods. In fact, society has become so fixated on the bacon craze that we fret over a “baconpocalypse” and other general bacon shortages. We put bacon on everything. We fashion costumes out of it. We…
Maroon and jiggly, canned cranberry sauce is an abomination to cooks everywhere. Not even the bird wants to be on the same table as that stuff. You owe it to yourself and the lives of those around you to divert from the ever-easy alternative of Ocean Spray cranberry sauce. Let’s…
The only suitable question for this Short Order weekend guide is: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you (punks…)? And the answer is: Of course you do! Thanksgiving’s less than a week away and already you have half of the perfect menu — and there’s more to come. The hurry…
In the weeks leading up to Art Basel, Miami turns in its stilettos, and trades them in for cute flats, a pencil skirt and an easy up-do. We go from South Beach Hot to Wynwood Chic — and we haven’t even begun yet. This weekend we’ve got loads more artsy…
Like any great Turkey meal, the secret is in the taters. If your mashed potatoes don’t cut it, the whole meal is a bust — and that’s a problem. But fret not. We here at Short Order consulted with a mashed potato connoisseur: Danny Serfer from Blue Collar. He was…
Underneath a blinking digital sign that reads “Reggae Tacos – Jammin With Flavor” is a little Jamaican spot that the busy downtown lunch scene will be glad to find. It’s not fancy. Walk up to the counter, place your order, give your name, and listen to Ice Cube’s “We Be…
While the rest of Miami hurries to Publix and Fresh Market for last minute shopping lists, the smart people of this good city will stare good and hard at this list — and with just a quick phone call (or click of the mouse), Thanksgiving dinner will be taken care…
Oftentimes, we regard food and the art of eating in such high esteem that we forget the basics. The basics being the simple pleasures of eating a good meal, around a sturdy table, with good people and good wine. This is the French attitude — the attitude that Adam Gopnik,…
Green Room in Downtown Fort Lauderdale had to deal with New Times shenanigans as we celebrated our first annual South Florida Web Awards Saturday night. See also: New Times’ South Florida Web Awards at Green Room slideshow Nominees from Miami, Fort Lauderdale, and Palm Beach gathered for drinks and performances…
To say the web ties worlds together seamlessly with invisible streams of data would be a gross understatement. So New Times is celebrating Miami’s greatest with our first annual South Florida Web Awards. We’ve scoured online media from news, to arts and culture, to food and music, and Twitter and…
To say the web ties worlds together seamlessly with invisible streams of data would be a gross understatement. So New Times is celebrating Miami’s greatest with our first annual South Florida Web Awards. We’ve scoured online media from news, to arts and culture, to food and music, and Twitter and…
The weekend’s here, folks! And in its wake come hot and tasty things going on around the 305. This weekend we have everything from a Buffalo Brown show to a whole lotta beer, to a beer heaven’s weekend inauguration, to famers’ markets (where beer is probably sold). Really, why ask…
So. How about that president?! Listen, we’re not here to shove political propaganda down your throat. But we are here to tell you about booze, babes, and bikini basketball. Because that’s what Cultist does best. This weekend is jam-packed with stuff to do. But that shouldn’t be a surprise. This…
To say the web ties worlds together seamlessly with invisible streams of data would be a gross understatement. So New Times is celebrating Miami’s greatest with our first annual South Florida Web Awards. We’ve scoured online media from news, to arts and culture, to food and music, and Twitter and…
To say the web ties worlds together seamlessly with invisible streams of data would be a gross understatement. So New Times is celebrating Miami’s greatest with our first annual South Florida Web Awards. We’ve scoured online media from news, to arts and culture, to food and music, and Twitter and…
As with all things, this week must come to an end. Umm… it’s not like we’re complaining, though. Check it out, gourmands: We’ve got a mini-list for you of the best food happenings this weekend. The weather’s supposed to be awesome throughout the next two days, so hoist up your…
Heyooo! So, what did you guys do for Halloween? If you’re like us, you probably took part in the festivities over the weekend, because you were too square to be out past 11 p.m. on a week day. Yeah, lame, but, whatever. We gotz workz to do. Anyway, hope you’re…
In other weird news, HoneyBaked has announced it will ham it up in Miami by opening pop-up store. There are currently three locations in greater Miami-Dade, but the new pop-up, to go up in Southland Mall, will give residents of South Miami Heights and Cutler Bay an alternative to Butterball…
Halloween is tomorrow. (We know, we thought it was this weekend too, but no, it’s tomorrow.) Let’s hope you’ve got your kids’ costumes all set and your walking shoes and patience strapped on for security of those around you. You see, the art of trick-or-treating is simple. Pick the best…
