Miami is filled with a bunch of sluts. Everywhere you turn, there’s a slutty gal strutting up and down the street making the ladies in red proud. Nipples and the general boob area make more appearances on South Beach than beer in Milwaukee. Bare ass cheeks and midriffs are just…
It’s that time of year again, y’all. The season when cool nights replace sticky and muggy… well, everything. The time when children dress up as their favorite fantasy character, and adults enable them. This is the weekend that children will consume more sugar and calories from fat from strangers than…
Being a grown up is rough. You’re held accountable for everything, you have these awful things called “responsibilities,” and everyone wants you to give them money — all the time. It ain’t easy. That being said, it’s important to satisfy your inner child this time of year. Get dressed up,…
Everyone can rejoice! South Beach Wine & Food Festival tickets are now available for everyone who didn’t (or couldn’t) get in on the Mastercard privy access. Hooray! We peons are now able to choose from the wide variety of events to take place February 21 – 23, 2013. We here…
YES! It’s the weekend! Turn to your left and tell your neighbor! We’re not sure about the rest of y’all, but this week was comparable to hell. Man, was it rough. But the good news is we’re coming out of it swinging (and swaying, and shimmying… because that’s what we…
When Def Leppard, Poison, and Styx wrote our favorite killer jams of the 80s, they probably hadn’t an idea that, 30 years down the line, they’d be a part of one of Broadway’s biggest rock/jukebox musicals to ever be performed. The Rock of Ages cast jammed to a full house…
All this talk of politics and debates gives us really bad heartburn. Sometimes we feel like Miss America, for whom the correct answer to everything is “world peace.” Anyway, what also gives us heartburn is wine — except wine is totally worth it. And thanks to Miami’s best eats and…
How ’bout that debate last night, huh? Listen, we’re not here to shove a certain politician down your throat. But are here to state the facts. And that fact is, there was only one clear winner last night: Big Bird. The poor guy wasn’t hated on last night like he…
The thought of hotel restaurants doesn’t sound the least bit appealing to most locals. If South Beach were a mouse trap for tourists, over-priced, mediocre quality hotel restaurants would be the cheese. Of course, there are exceptions to this. Restaurants like Hakkasan at The Fontainebleau and D.B. Modern Bistro at…
In an effort to marry food and fashion, Toscana Divino (900 S. Miami Ave., Miami) will fly in sommeliers and designers and then pair them with chef Marco Stabile for Wine & Fashion Florence Week this Thursday and Friday. Stabile and fellow chef Julian Baker created the “L’accademia della Cucina…
Miami restaurants may have a reputation for being notoriously overpriced and overrated. There are some places that locals dare not go, but ask any tourist in South Beach and that’s the first spot they want to dine. And then there are the places that, no matter what, keep it on…
Midtown is expecting. Machiya Ramen Noodle House, a Japanese comfort-food joint, is slated to open October 15 in midtown at 3250 NE First Ave., next to Ricochet Bar & Lounge. The name Machiya refers to wooden townhouses found throughout Japan in which the front of the buildings usually serve as…
Short Order has just received word that chef Kenny Gilbert has departed from 50 Eggs. “50 eggs has chosen to part ways with chef Kenny Gilbert,” they said in a statement to us. “We wish him well in his next endeavor.” Gilbert has been with 50 Eggs as a managerial…
Here’s a reason to get excited! The South Beach Wine & Food Festival ticket presale starts today. The presale, which is exclusively for MasterCard holders, gives SBWFF and FIU-benefitting lovers a whole two weeks to buy tickets before they go on sale to the general public October 22. Festival fiends…
Are you ready for the weekend? Of course you’re not (because you’re not finished reading this list). As part of our loving devotion to you, we’ve put together the best food-related things to do this weekend and all of them are worth a shot. Oktoberfest is here, so we’ve got…
It’s Fridayyyyyyyy. Cheers to those of you who have a long weekend this week. That extra paid holiday that Columbus brought over with his three ships means you can party even more recklessly all weekend long.But even if you have to work on Monday, it’s not so bad. We live…
As you all know, the best fall food event, Iron Fork, is fast approaching. On October 18 at Grand Central, chefs Daniel Serfer (Blue Collar) and Kenny Gilbert (Top Chef alum and Swine Southern Table and Bar) will battle to the death in a cooking competition worth sweating over. And…
Good news, folks! If you’re a fan of Andrew Zimmern or world traveling or bull penises and insects, you’ll want to listen up. The Travel Channel’s globetrotting gourmand has a new food truck called AZ Canteen, and rumor has it he’ll stop by our neighborhood in the coming months. What…
Thea Pizzeria has quietly been trying to get into the swing of things before going on a full-fledged frenzy to promote its new digs. Owned by former partner of Joey’s in Wynwood, Thea Goldman, the quaint space in Overtown offers a simple menu of affordable, Italian-inspired café cuisine. You can…
Never one to feel comfortable out of the spotlight, presidential candidate Mitt Romney visited a Colorado Chipotle for lunch today. After feasting on burrito bowls and guac, he went about his campaign fan duty. But while posing for photos with fellow Chipotle guests and assorted admirers, one employee stole the…
When you woke up this morning, you probably didn’t think you’d get the opportunity to visit Cuba and tour rum distilleries. Neither did Julio Cabrera. But he recently got the chance to do so and he’s got the pictures to prove it. The Miami mixologist, most recently from the late…
We love free stuff. And we know you love free stuff. That’s why we’re giving away a copy of Hedy Goldsmith’s Baking Out Loud. With this giveaway you can guarantee that a copy of Goldsmith’s dessert bible is yours before it even hits the retail markets. Your next batch of…
