New Year’s. Yeah. That happened. Don’t remember much of it? We feel ya. But here’s the good news: If you’re reading this, you haven’t lost all your wit, and can still appreciate what Miami has to offer. No matter how trashed you were just a few days ago, this city…
Assuming you’ve physically recovered from all the alcohol, and emotionally recovered from all the debaucheries on NYE, we gather that you’re in desperate need for a low-key weekend. Believe it or not, Miami has plenty of those. With that in mind, here now are Miami’s best eats and drinks this…
For those of you who are more keen on skipping dinner for New Year’s Eve, the next logical alternative is to hit up a local bar. On this list is everything from Brickell Irish Pub to Ted’s Hideaway to Churchill’s to Tobacco Road. Some of them have $50 open-bar promos,…
So long, 2012. We will not miss your corny apocalypse jokes. We will not miss the crazy people you brought by way of Aurora, Colorado and Newtown, Connecticut. We will not miss the scares you put us through when the possibility of Mitt Romney becoming president was actually plausible. WE…
According to the data we pulled on your favorite things to read in 2012, the only proper way to describe you would be like this: A cupcake-eating, burger-hankering, breakfast-cooking, Taco Bell-drive-thru-ing, Bourdain-Tweeting, date-romancing, french fry-licking, late-night-eating, macaroni and cheese-making, vegan-living, Miami Spice-going, barbecue-ribbin’, cheap-eating, sushi-catching individual who would do anything…
With the new year fast approaching (or the end of the world, if that’s how you see it), time is working against us to start making New Year’s Eve plans. Because Miami is an NYE party destination, locals have to make particularly savvy arrangements to ensure a successful evening. No…
In the sea of headlines you’ll read throughout the day, few will likely have anything to do with food. Unless that’s your thing, of course. But if you’re like us, it is your thing, and you thrive on hearing news about restaurants and chefs just as much (or maybe more)…
Christmas carols are awful. They’re cheery, and wintery, and boast the same effects as Ambien does for insomnia. The 12 Days of Christmas is your Christmas playlist’s biggest offender. But when things go awry at the Christmas table tonight, Short Order has a way of one-upping the hot mess that…
So we’re all still here! More rent! More bills! More traffic! Hurray! But you see, you should tell those sarcastic, cynical grinches that while we still have to deal with the same things we had to deal with before bills, and traffic, and rent and stuff, Christmas is Tuesday. That…
Santa’s pissed the world didn’t end. He was counting on going out with a bang last night so he could finally let loose and not have to be accounted for every fu*king year. But no. We’re all still here. We still have to pay the rent. We still have to…
Can it be here already? Christmas is just around the esquina. As of today, Miami has 5 days to scrounge up plans, coordinate with the relatives, designate dishes, and have an overall panic attack realizing CHRISTMAS IS LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY. Not to worry, though. Short Order has Miami’s…
Word on the street is that New York burger joint, Milk Burger, is opening up an outpost in Miami. While we couldn’t reach anyone to confirm the details of where or when to expect the opening, a Twitter account was created with the handle @MilkBurgerMiami and on December 14, the…
Matt & Kim are back! The DWNTWN Miami Concert Series is still happening. Borscht 8 is tomorrow. New Found Glory came home. Who said life after Basel was impossible? One of the many beauties of the Magic City is that no matter what, there is always something to do. In…
We know we keep telling you, but Christmas is, like, almost tomorrow. I mean, it’s 11 days away, but that might as well be tomorrow. Have you planned? Have you shopped? Have you stopped to smell the roses? STOP SMELLING THE ROSES AND HUSTLE. You don’t want to be caught…
As writers of all things food and drink, we take particular notice to the trends that rise and fall throughout the years. 2012 included its fair share of relatively new trends that make us wince, and it had even more stuff that has been building over the past few years…
To be sung in the tune of the “The Witch is Dead” from Wizard of Oz. DING DONG ART BASEL’S HERE! WHICH OLD SHOW? ART BASEL SHOWS! DING DONG ART BASEL’S HERE, LET’S PLAYYY! Hope you’ve dusted off your sensible heels and packed an extra liver! This weekend will probably…
This weekend guide, we’re shaking things up a little. Since, YA KNOW, it’s Art Basel and all. For the past few weeks, we’ve been posting guides, and previews, and lists of all the things going on for Art Basel. Today’s edition of Miami’s Best Eats and Drinks will include everything…
Slated to open at the beginning of the new year, Dolce promises moderate prices and honestly updated Italian classics. Located in the newly renovated Gale South Beach, the restaurant’s space spans across three areas, and will be open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner seven days a week. With Italian-born executive…
Mark the date. Cochon 555 will be making its way through Miami April 21 at the Four Seasons Miami in Brickell. The pork-centric affair that was dubbed “the event of the year” in 2012 will be making its national rounds again, advocating the expansion of sustainable farming and heritage breed…
Officially distributing throughout the East Coast, grocery delivery service Hello Fresh offers fresh ingredients, simple recipes, affordable noncommittal pricing, and one hell of a way to make home cooking for the busy bee easy again. Short Order recently took the service out for a test run. Our conclusion: You’ll never set foot…
Miami-born Michael Beltran has recently added something more to his list of accomplishments before the year’s end: Work under his mentor, Norman Van Aken, and make his own clothing company.The “P.I.G.” in P.I.G. Inc., his clothing line, stands for Pure Industry Genius — which, by Beltran’s account, explains what life…
Last call before the nucleus of Miami bursts at the lady seams with edginess, art, wrist tattoos, and handlebar mustaches! Art Basel is so close, we could smell the acrylic paint like it was right under our nose — and no, we don’t have acrylic paint under our nose right…
