Galentine's Day, as Knope explains it, is the ultimate female friendship celebration. "Oh, it's only the best day of the year," she gushes. "Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home, and we just come and kick it, breakfast-style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It's like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Plus frittatas."
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2. Spend the Day at the Standard. February 13th is all about "ladies celebrating ladies." Where better to do that than the chic, retro hotel on Island Avenue in Miami Beach? Splurge on a day pass ($75 Monday to Thursday, $125 Friday to Sunday) and enjoy the hotel's infinity pool with an underwater sound system, Roman waterfall hot tub, indoor DIY spa treatments, and more. After you've spent your day relaxing harder than Paris Hilton, join author and executive producer of Writing Class Radio, Andrea Askowitz, for Standard Love Stories February 13 from 7 to 9 p.m. You might find inspiration for your "personalized 5,000-word essays to each of your friends on why they're all awesome" a la Leslie Knope. RSVP for Standard Love Stories here. The Standard, 40 Island Ave., Miami Beach; 305-673-1717; standardhotels.com.
3. Wine Tasting at Schnebly Redland's Winery & Brewery. Spending hours on end stuck in Miami's gridlock each day gets real old. After fighting that traffic, you'll need a glass, or five, and a serious escape from the real world with your girls. Spend your day eating and drinking at Miami's best escape from reality. Head to the winery's grandiose tasting room and take a seat at the unique barrel tasting bar. The Ultimate Wine Tasting ($12.95 per person, plus tax) will get you and your alcohol-seeking babes five one-ounce pours of table wines made from tropical fruits such as mango, lychee, guava, passionfruit, and carambola.You'll even get to keep the glass and get half off your next tasting if you bring it back. Schnebly Redland's Winery & Brewery, 30205 SW 217th Ave., Homestead; 305-242-1224; schneblywinery.com. Winetastings cost $12.95 plus tax per person.

5. Coral Castle Museum. Getting dumped sucks. Getting dumped the day before your wedding sucks even more. After Edward Leedskalnin got dumped by his fiancé the day before they were to get hitched, he spent the next 28 years building Coral Castle, a kooky monument to his lost love. The five-foot-tall, 100-pound, heartbroken Latvian man didn't use outside assistance or large machinery to help him carve and sculpt over 1,100 tons of coral rock, according to Coral Castle's site. Did he use magnets? Extraterrestrial technology? To this day, no one knows. Be sure to take a guided tour and learn more about the history of the mysterious monument that was dubbed the best South Florida tourist trap that actually doesn't suck by New Times. It's bizarre, and your girls need to witness this piece of weird Miami history, stat. Coral Castle, 28655 S. Dixie Hwy., Homestead; 305-248-6345; coralcastle.com. Admission is $18.
6. Free Yoga at Peacock Park. Your gals up north don't have the luxury of celebrating Galentine's Day outside without getting frostbite. So while your long-distance lady friends are doing yoga inside, you and your Miami ones will be relaxing the mind, body, and soul with views of Biscayne Bay courtesy of Dharma Studio. Dubbed the best place for free yoga in Miami by New Times, this no-cost yoga class held every Tuesday and Thursday from 6 to 7 p.m. is a great way to spend time with your

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8. Silverball Museum. Pinball is way more fun when alcohol is involved. You can just blame the booze when that silver ball rolls past the flippers and into the drain. Miami pinball wizards will have to cross county lines to reach this classic pinball haven, but it's worth the trek. The multilevel Delray Beach attraction boasts 88 pinball machines, two dozen arcade games, skee ball, food, and more. Boasting "one of the largest collections of the world's best pinball games," this no-quarter zone allows players to pay one flat rate, with all games set to free play. Lucky for you gals, Galentine's Day falls on two for $20 Tuesdays. Silverball Museum, 19 NE Third Ave., Delray Beach; 561-266-3294; silverballmuseum.com/delray-beach.
9. Farmers Market at the Wynwood Yard. You and your gal pals have decided to prepare a special Galentine's Day dinner in the name of friendship. But first, you'll need the essentials. Start your evening at the Wynwood Yard as you and your friends shop for fruits, veggies, and more at local booths for that celebratory soiree. The farmers market opens at 5 p.m., which gives you all just enough time to head over10. Trivia Thunderdome at Gramps. Are the random facts in your brain as useless as a turn signal in Miami? Do you annoy your friends with what they might deem pointless information? If the answer is yes, it's time to drop those knowledge bombs, ladies. Self-described as a "boozy meeting of the minds," Trivia Thunderdome at Gramps covers a range of topics from music, TV, geography, movies, sports, and more. Gals, you have less than a week to round up your brainiac dream team. It's all fun and games until you lose the trivia contest that's worth a bottle of Crown Royal — or worse, a $50 bar tab. Every Tuesday at 9:30 p.m. at Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 305-699-2669; gramps.com. Admission is free.