Fashion’s Night Out, Chilean Film Festival, Crystal Castles, Art Walk, Fetish Apocalypse

Don King once said “You don’t get nothing from sleep but a dream.” So stay up late this weekend and get up early. There’s lots of merrymaking to get into.

Friday

• The 305 will be drowning in consumerism and aspiring fashionistas tonight. Check out our guide to Miami’s Fashion’s Night Out, and look for our review of the whole shopping she-bang on Monday morning.
• Also tonight, firefighters and police will try to bash each other’s heads in at a fundraising fight called Heroes in Action. You rootin’ for the ones that save you from a burning building or the ones that fine you for speeding?
• Showtime fans agree that Dexter Is Delicious. That’s also the title of Jeff Lindsay‘s latest book in his serial killer series. Hear him read tonight at Books & Books in Coral Gables.
• Head to Tower Theatre for the Chilean Film Festival, which opens tonight with a screening of The Gift (El Regalo).

Saturday

• Known for their electro-house sound and drunken antics — like

  punching fans in the face and stumbling across stages — Crystal Castles

  will perform tomorrow night at Grand Central.

• Throwing a

  military-themed fetish party on 9/11 takes major chutzpah. Attend the

  latest in the Fetish Factory’s Alter Ego parties, the Fetish Apocalypse, at Sea Monster in Broward.

• Would you drive to West Palm to hear douchebag John Mayer? Yeah, us neither.
• Join the droves at the Second Saturday Art Walk in Wynwood.

Sunday

• Fillmore Miami Beach hosts the International Ballet Festival Closing Gala on Sunday. Get a glimpse at pointe styles from NYC to Russia.
• Over

  a 100 Miami arts organizations will descend on the Arsht Center for

  Fall for the Arts, in preparation for the cultural deluge once temps start to dip.