Holy Ship!! 2013 Announces Set Times and Full Cruise Schedule

Holy Fucking Ship!!

The three-day activities and music schedule for the most massive EDM cruise was just released. And now our pants are a little heavier.

There are some returning favorites, like A-Trak’s DJ lessons and Dillon Francis’s mini-golf tournament. There will be wet-dream back-to-back sets, an ’80s prom night, and totally surprise special guest sets. Oh, and Justice dropping jams on a private island!

We’re sorry for everyone who doesn’t have a bed on this bitch. You’re going to want to pack yourself away in someone’s luggage. Strap on a diaper and check out the set times and sked for yourself, if you dare.

See also:

–Photos: Skrillex, Steve Aoki, and 2000 Beat Freaks Aboard Holy Ship! Music Cruise

–Hard’s Holy Ship!! 2013 Lineup Announced: Justice, Boys Noize, Diplo, and 33 Others

Friday, January 4

1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Board that bitch and embark on a fantastic voyage

6 p.m. to 7 p.m. 2nd Annual Mad Decent Scavenger Hunt hosted by Diplo

Sail Away Show

7 p.m. to 8 p.m. Major Lazer

8 p.m. to 9 p.m. A-Trak

9 p.m. to 10 p.m. Boys Noize

10 p.m. to 11 p.m. Justice (DJ Set)

11 p.m. to 12 a.m. Gesaffelstein

12 a.m. to 1 a.m. Brodinski

Knife Party Presents Earstrom

12 a.m. to 1 a.m. Tommy Trash

1 a.m. to 2 a.m. Knife Party

2 a.m. to 3 a.m. ZEDD

3 a.m. to 4 a.m. Kill The Noise

Tight and Bright Theme Night

12:30 a.m. to 1:30 a.m. The Knocks

1:30 a.m. to 2:30 a.m. Gina Turner

2:30 a.m. to 3:30 a.m. Oliver

3:30 a.m. to 4:30 a.m. Rory Phillips

4:30 a.m. 6 a.m. 80s Prom Night Anthems hosted by Skream & Friends

Dirtybird Disco

12 a.m. to 1 a.m. J. Phlip

1:30 a.m. to 3 a.m. Claude VonStroke

3 a.m. to 4:30 a.m. Justin Martin

4:30 a.m. to 6 a.m. Eats Everything

Rump Shaker Party

1 a.m. to 2 a.m. Nadastrom B2B Sabo

2 a.m. to 3 a.m. Crookers

3 a.m. to 4 a.m. Baauer B2B R.L. Grime

4 a.m. to 4:45 a.m. Clicks & Whistles

4:45 a.m. to 5:45 a.m. Kingdom

Saturday, January 5

8 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Nassau, Bahamas Island Visit

2:30 p.m. to 4 p.m. Gina Turner’s Yoga Class

4 p.m. to 5 p.m. Oliver’s “Move Your Body” Twister

4 p.m. to 5 p.m. The 2nd Annual Dillon Francis Single-Malt Invitational

5 p.m. to 6 p.m. Professor A-Trak’s DJ Lessons

6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. 2nd Annual Holy Ship!! Poker Tournament

Pool Deck

5:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. L-VIS 1990 B2B Bok Bok

7 p.m. to 8 p.m. Destructo

8 p.m. to 9 p.m. Jack Beats

9 p.m. to 10 p.m. Dillon Francis

10 p.m. to 11 p.m. Zedd

11 p.m. to 12 a.m. Knife Party

12 a.m. to 1 a.m. 12th Planet

Ghost Ship Theme Night

11:45 p.m. to 12:45 a.m. Big Gigantic (Teatro Carlo Felice)

1 a.m. to 2:30 a.m. Boys Noize (Teatro Carlo Felice)

2:30 a.m. to 4 a.m. Major Lazer (Teatro Carlo Felice)

1 a.m. to 2 a.m. Clockwork (Zebra Bar)

2 a.m. to 3 a.m. Alvin Risk (Zebra Bar)

3 a.m. to 4 a.m. Digitalism (DJ Set) (Zebra Bar)

4 a.m. to 5:15 a.m. Crookers (Zebra Bar)

S32 Disco

12 a.m. to 1 a.m. Rory Phillips

1 a.m. to 2:15 a.m. J. Phlip

2:15 a.m. to 3:30 a.m. Girl Unit

3:30 a.m. to 4:45 a.m. Eats Everything

4:45 a.m. to 6 a.m. Gina Turner

Skream & Benga Presents

12:45 a.m. to 2:15 a.m. Jackmaster

2:15 a.m. to 4:15 a.m. Skream & Benga

4:15 a.m. to 5:45 a.m. Plastician

Sunday, January 6

5:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. Artist Autographs

9 p.m. to 12 a.m. Major Lazer Presents Bluea Beard’s Booty Club

Private Island Party

11 a.m. to 12 p.m. Destructo

12 p.m. to 1 p.m. Brodinski

1 p.m. to 2 p.m. Diplo

2 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. Justice (DJ Set)

Pool Deck

7 p.m. to 8 p.m. Digitalism (DJ Set)

8 p.m. to 9 p.m. Justin Martin

9 p.m. to 10 p.m. Claude VonStroke

10 p.m. to 11 p.m. Skream & Benga

11 p.m. to 12 a.m. Tommy Trash

12 a.m. to 1 a.m. Kill The Nouse

Holy Ship!! Surprise Party

12 a.m. to 4 a.m. ??? (Look. Skrillex is going to be on the boat. We know this. We’re putting our chips on a special Dog Blood performance at some time during this set.)

Moombahton Massive Party

12 a.m. to 1 a.m. Sabo

1 a.m. to 2 a.m. Dillon Francis

2 a.m. to 3 a.m. Nadastrom

3 a.m. to 4 a.m. Diplo

Destructo and Friends Party

11 p.m. to 12 a.m. Bones

12 a.m. to 1:30 a.m. Oliver B2B Destructo

1:30 a.m. to 3 a.m. Claude VonStroke B2B Justin Martin

3 a.m. to 4:30 a.m. Gesaffelstein B2B Brodinski

Night Slugs Party

11:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. Kingdom

12:30 a.m. to 1:30 a.m. L-VIS 1990

1:30 a.m. to 2:30 a.m. Girl Unit

2:30 a.m. to 3:30 a.m. Bok Bok

Holy Ship!! 2013 with Justice, Boys Noize, Diplo, and 33 others. Friday, January 4, to Monday, January 7, 2013. MSC Poesia, boarding at Port Everglades, 1850 Eller Dr., Fort Lauderdale. Tickets are sold out. Visit holyship.com.

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