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We can all agree the media carnival that was Justin Bieber’s arrest and jail visit was profoundly irrelevant.
A congresswoman talking about the NSA was booted off MSNBC yesterday to make room for “breaking” Justin Bieber news. I live in Miami Beach — just blocks from the Bieber debacle — and even now helicopters are flying over my house, scouring the streets for any scrap of Bieber gossip. It’s absurd. It’s hilarious. It’s saddening. It’s time, our national consciousness said last night, to make memes.
See also: Justin Bieber Arrested in Miami Beach on Charges of Drag Racing, Failing a Sobriety Test
Adolph Hitler reacts to Justin Bieber’s arrest:
This guy:
Bieber’s jailhouse welcoming party:
A note from Canadians:
Jailhouse scrub:
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