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TLC, already home to shows that we imagine have titles like Extreme Cougar Hoarders, Sextuplet Sex Addict Brides, I Didn’t Know I Was a Cupcake, is preparing its latest televised sideshow. It’s a new special called Buying Naked which looks like a cross between House Hunters and the softcore porn parody of House Hunters.
According to the Huffington Post, the two-part special follows Jackie Youngblood, whose the go-to realtor in Pasco County’s numerous nudist communities.
“I’ve already sold over 25 homes to nudists this year,” she says in the promo. “Top that.”
The editors then cut to a shot of a butt.
Oh, yeah, there’s tons of butts in the show apparently.
Pasco County had indeed emerged from the recession as a sort of nudist capital and has an overwhelming amount of clothing-optional developments and resorts.
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