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One of the questions some people have raised about Tim Tebow’s upcoming pro-life Super Bowl ad has been whether taking such a public stance on a divisive issue could affect his chances of getting higher-profile endorsement gigs down the line. Well, the correct answer to that is it’s irrelevant, because he won’t be a success in the NFL.
On the off chance he is, though, this UCB original short offers a way the Tebowsen One can shill for corporate America and promote his personal social conservative values. Because “that fetus deserves to experience all life has to offer — including Doritos Collisions Enchilada and Sour Cream!”
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