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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.
Arrested: 10/13Charged with: Battery, false imprisonmentAmazingly, this guy isn’t even the most beat-up entry in this week’s edition. That honor goes to …
Arrested: 10/16Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, battery, resisting arrest with violenceThis fellow, who looks like he just went 12 rounds with Manny Pacquiao in a haunted house while filming a remake of Carrie. All while drunk, too. He probably had one too many bloody marys! Hah! Get it! Seriously though, this man needs medical attention.
Arrested: 10/16Charged with: Battery, assaultI don’t blame this woman for the assault and battery charges. I’d try to beat the crap out of whoever gave me a haircut like that, too.
Arrested: 10/17Charged with: BatteryNothing quite complements a hard-ass look at the camera like a hospital gown put on backwards.
Arrested: 10/13Charged with: BatterySpeaking of pissed off looks: How could a woman with a butterfly AND a flower tattooed on her look so unhappy? I guess you never truly can judge a book by its cover.
Arrested: 10/13Charged with: Driving with a suspended licenseAt least this guy doesn’t look like he wants to murder someone, which is weird, given that it looks like a whole preschool grabbed some magic markers and went to town on his neck.
Arrested: 10/13Charged with: TrespassingI’m liking the blend of religious iconography with the women on either side who look like their designs were stolen off a 1970s Marvel comic or a airbrushed van. It’s an inspiring tribute to women.
Arrested: 10/17Charged with: Battery (warrant case)Sometimes in life, you’re the laughing clown, and sometimes, you’re the sad one. Today, this guy is the sad clown.
Arrested: 10/16Charged with: Trespassing, disorderly conduct, threatening a public servantMethinks Nancy isn’t going to be too happy about this one.
