Audio By Carbonatix
If you can throw your boobs over your shoulder like a continental soldier then you should probably get those dairy pillows checked out by a medical professional. However, if you’re simply plagued with loose-titty-syndrome, it’s probably due to wearing the wrong cup size. But don’t fret! Macy’s has temporarily stepped away from their obsession with gigantic blow-up dolls, I mean Thanksgiving parade planning, to step in for the common woman’s bikini stuffers.
If you find yourself at a Macy’s next week and see outstretched hands reaching for your nipple zeppelins, do yourself a favor and hold off calling 9-1-1. Wacoal and Macy’s have joined forces to not only rid the world of gravity-plagued flesh melons, but to also rid tatas of what truly afflicts them the most: Cancer. So for every free bra-fitting, a trained [in the ancient art of jug-handling] Wacoal associate does, Wacoal will donate $2 to Susan G. Komen for the Cure® and an additional $2 for every Wacoal or b.tempt’d by Wacoal bra or shapewear piece purchased.
Sat., May 19, 10 a.m., 2012
Will you step up to support New Times this year?
We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If Miami New Times matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.
