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Sure, food is meant to be eaten, but to the creative person, it can also be a great tool for abusing your buddies. These food-based tricks use items that you probably already have at home and offer an extremely high cost-to-laugh ratio. So, go MacGyver your own food weapon to torture those who have it coming to them.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for the mess and/or smells you will create or for the anguish you will experience when your target undoubtedly retaliates.
1. Exploding ketchup: A low-cost classic that’s perfect for ruining that horrible shirt your significant other refuses to retire.
2. Toothpaste Oreos: Here’s an easy trick for beginners. Just don’t let your subject eat the whole thing. Remember how your dentist said not to use more than a pea-size amount? Let’s not test his theory.
3. Ex-lax brownies: A trick meant for a true enemy, this one definitely hurts. The beauty of this one is that the pain level is controllable. More Ex-lax = more fun.
4. Hairy pizza surprise: Pizza is one of those things that even when it’s bad, it’s still kind of good. Except in this case.
5. Chicken-milk stink bomb: Brought back into fashion recently on the FX show The League, the CMSB is the WMD of food pranks. Upgrade to a glass bottle for an explosion of epic proportions.Follow Short Order on Facebook and Twitter @Short_Order.
