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Five Lies Miami Dolphins Fans Hear Every Offseason

If you ask the experts, the Miami Dolphins will be a special sort of bad this season. But if you ask Dolphins fans, many will tell you the team is better off without all the talented players the team jettisoned this off-season.This is pretty much standard procedure in South Florida, where fans take the team's off-season bait...
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Miami Could Get Stronger, Wetter Hurricanes Thanks to Climate Change

Hurricane Irma caused a ton of damage in Miami last year. But so did a bunch of unnamed rainstorms and weak tropical systems. Downtown Miami, Brickell, Miami Beach, and other parts of Miami-Dade County regularly flood these days during high tide, and larger-than-average rainstorms deluge the area. Many residents have questioned...
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Miami Gardens Home for Migrant Children Might Have Mishandled 652 Kids, Feds Report

The U.S. government has been sending unaccompanied immigrant minors to a Miami Gardens shelter called His House Children's Home since at least 2008. In the past decade, the facility has been reportedly investigated by child-welfare advocates for abuse and has been cited by the U.S. Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR) for "possibly" failing to follow policy when handling the cases of at least 652 children.
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Here’s Every Hilariously Dumb Jeff Greene Gubernatorial Scandal So Far

Florida, Jeff Greene wants to be your next governor. This will perhaps be a difficult accomplishment for Greene, because, and this is key, he appears to be a massive idiot. A huge, honking stooge. Just a grade-A fool-boy. Despite being a billionaire, or perhaps due to the fact that he is filthy rich, Greene appears to have legit zero idea...
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Marlins Man Is Paying the Price as Jeter Cuts Ties With the Loria Era

Late last week, things between Marlins Man and his beloved home team got messy. Miami lawyer Laurence Leavy, better known as "Marlins Man" after getting prime TV seats at sporting events nationwide in his Day-Glo orange jersey, announced that for the first time in 25 years, he wouldn't be paying for Marlins season tickets.
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Joe Carollo Accused of Slapping Ball & Chain Owner With False Complaints

There's good reason Miami's former mayor earned the nickname "Crazy Joe" Carollo. So when voters elected him to the city commission last fall, it's no surprise he brought that gravitational mass of insanity back to Dinner Key. Now Carollo is allegedly harassing his enemies in parking lots at 1:30 in the morning and yelling, "I am the law!" when confronted. Good job, everyone!
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A Miccosukee Activist Brilliantly Trolled Bros in Headdresses at Ultra

When Houston Cypress headed to Ultra Music Fest last weekend, his only plan was to dance the day away. But then the Miccosukee Tribe member saw the dozens of partiers writhing around in Native American headdresses at Bayfront Park. Cypress, who is a well-known environmental and gay-rights activist, felt the faux Native...
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The Rider Is an Astonishing Look at Modern-Day Cowboys

For the young cowboys at the heart of Zhao’s film, mounting a horse and galloping across a field represents more than just freedom — it becomes a communion with the past and the future, allowing these riders to imagine and inhabit their best selves
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Best of Miami 2018: Art, Artists, Museums, and More

Some people use New Times' annual Best of Miami issue as a dining guide. Others look up the hottest nightlife options in the city. But for Miami's creative-minded citizens, the issue is a yearbook of sorts — a look at the artists and institutions that are doing the most to...
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Florida Voters Heavily Back Assault Weapons Ban, Oppose Armed Teachers

After Parkland massacre survivors roasted Sen. Marco Rubio like a pig in a caja china at CNN's nationally televised town hall, he took to Twitter to complain that their demands for an outright ban on the military-style assault weapons that helped slaughter 17 people at the school were "well outside the mainstream."